Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Pardon me,” said Mr. Van Nicht, “but I do not refer to the aspect of
your news columns. I am speaking with reference to a feature lately
appearing in your Sunday edition, in what I believe is known as your
magazine section. I have observed that, beginning two weeks ago, you
inaugurated a department devoted to the genealogies of divers of our
older and more distinguished American families. As I recall, the
subjects of your first two articles were the Adams family, of
Massachusetts, and the Lee family, of Virginia. It may interest you to
know, sir--I trust indeed that it may please you to know--that I,
personally, am most highly pleased that you should seek to inculcate in
the minds of our people, through the medium of your columns, a knowledge
of those strains of blood to which our nation is particularly indebted
for much of its culture, much of its social development, many of its
gentler and more graceful influences. It is a most worthy movement
indeed, a most commendable undertaking. I repeat, sir, that I
congratulate you upon it.”
“Thank you,” said Olcott. “This coming Sunday we are going to run a yarn
about the Gordon family, of Georgia, and after that I believe come the
Clays, of Kentucky.”
“Quite so, quite so,” said Mr. Van Nicht. “The names you have mentioned
are names that are permanently embalmed in the written annals of our
national life. But may I ask, sir, whether you have taken any steps as
yet to in-corporate into your series an epitome of the achievements
of the family of which I have the honour to be the head--the Van Nicht
family?”
“Well, you see,” explained Olcott apologetically, “these articles are
not written here in the office. They are sent to us in proof sheets as a
part of our regular feature service, and we run 'em just as they come to
us. Probably--probably”--he hesitated a moment over the job of phrasing
tactfully his white lie--“probably a story on your family genealogy will
be coming along pretty soon.”
“Doubtlessly so, doubtlessly so.” The assent was guilelessly emphatic.
“In any such symposium, in any such compendium, my family, beyond
peradventure, will have its proper place in due season. Nevertheless,
foreseeing that in the hands of a stranger the facts and the dates
might unintentionally be confused or wrongly set down, I have taken upon
myself the obligation of preparing an accurate account of the life and
work of my illustrious, heroic and noble ancestor, Colonel Cecilius
Jacob Van Nicht, together with a more or less elaborate _résumé_ of the
lives of his descendants up to and including the present generation.
This article is now completed. In fact I have it upon my person.”
Carefully he undid the top button of his coat and reached for an inner
breast pocket. “I shall be most pleased to accord you my full permission
for its insertion in an early issue of your publication.” He spoke with
the air of one bestowing a gift of great value.
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