Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Olcott's practised eye appraised the probable length of the manuscript
which this volunteer contributor was hauling forth from his bosom and,
inside himself, Olcott groaned. There appeared to be a considerable
number of sheets of foolscap, all closely written over in a fine, close
hand.
“Thank you, Mr. Van Nicht, thank you very much,” said Olcott, searching
his soul for excuses. “But I'm afraid we aren't able to pay much for
this sort of matter. What I mean to say is we are not in a position
to invest very heavily in outside offerings. Er--you see most of our
specials--in fact practically all of them except those written here
in the office by the staff--come to us as part of a regular syndicate
arrangement.”
Here Mr. Cecilius Jacob Van Nicht, 4th, attained the physically
impossible. He erected his spine straighter than before and stiffened
his body a mite stiffer than it had been.
“Pray do not misunderstand me, sir,” he stated solemnly. “I crave no
honorarium for this work. I expect none. I have considered it a duty
incumbent upon me to prepare it, and I regard it as a pleasure to tender
it to you, gratis.”
“But--I'd like to be able to offer a little something anyway--”
“One moment, if you please! Kindly hear me out! With me, sir, this has
been a labour of love. Moreover, I should look upon it as an impropriety
to accept remuneration for such work. To me it would savour of the
mercenary--would be as though I sought to capitalise into dollars and
cents the reputation of my own people and my own stock. I trust you get
my viewpoint?”
“Oh, yes, indeed”--Olcott was slightly flustered--“very creditable of
you, I'm sure. Er--is it very long?”
“No longer than a proper appreciation of the topic demands.” The old
gentleman spoke with firmness. “Also you may rely absolutely upon the
trustworthiness and the accuracy of all the facts, as herein recited.
I had access to the papers left by my own revered grandfather, Judge
Cecilius Van Nicht, 2d, son and namesake of the founder of our line,
locally. I may tell you, too, that in preparing this compilation I was
assisted by my sister, Miss Rachael Van Nicht, a lady of wide reading
and no small degree of intellectual attainment, although leading a life
much aloof from the world--in fact, almost a cloistered life.”
He arose, opened out the sheaf of folded sheets, pressed them flat with
a caressing hand and laid them down in front of Olcott. He spoke now
with authority, almost in the tone of a superior giving instructions
regarding a delicate matter to an underling:
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