Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Well, that evenin' their commandin' general comes over to where we've
made camp, accompanied by his coffee-coloured staff, and through an
interpreter he suggests the advisability of our j'inin' in with them,
he promisin' good pay and offerin' to make us all high-up officers. He
seems right anxious to have us enlist with his glorious forces right
away. In a little while it leaks out why he's so generous with his
promises and so wishful to see us enrolled beneath his noble banner.
He's expectin' a call inside of the next forty-eight hours frum the
Imperials that're reported to be movin' up frum the South, nearly two
thousand strong, with the intention of givin' him battle.
“Billy Priest, speakin' fur all of us, says he'll give him an answer
later. So the commandin' general conceals his disappointment the best he
kin and retires on back to his own headquarters, leavin' us to discuss
the proposition amongst ourselves. Some of the boys favour thro win'
in with the Liberals right away, bein' hongry fur a fight, I reckin,
or else sort of dazzled by the idea of becomin' colonels and majors
overnight. But Billy suggests that mebbe we'd better jest sort of hang
'round and observe the conduct and deportment of these here possible
feller warriors of our'n whilst they're under hostile fire. 'Speakin'
pusson-ally,' he says, 'I must admit I ain't greatly attracted to them
ez they present themselves to the purview of my gaze in their ca'mmer
hours. Before committin' ourselves, s'posen we stand by and take a few
notes on how they behave themselves in the presence of an enemy. Then,
there'll be abundant time to decide whether we want to stay a while with
these fellers or go long about our business of lookin' fur the Southern
Confederacy.'
“That sounded like good argument, so we let Billy have his way about it,
and we settled down to wait. We didn't have long to wait. The next day
about dinner-time, here come the Imperial army, advancin' in line of
battle. The Liberals moved out acrost the desert to meet 'em and we-all
mounted and taken up a position on a little rise close at hand, to
observe the pur-ceedin's.
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