Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“After the storm had died down and it got light enough to see, some of
the neighbours were prowling round the place sizing up the damage. Right
in the heart of the stump of the elm, which was split wide open--the
stump, I mean--they found a funny-looking old copper box buried in
what must have been a rot-ted-out place at one time, maybe ninety or
a hundred years ago. But the hollow had grown up, and nobody ever had
suspected that the tree wasn't solid as iron all the way through, until
the lightning came along and just naturally reached a fiery finger down
through all that hardwood and probed the old box out of its cache and,
without so much as melting a hinge on it, heaved it up into sight, where
the first fellow that happened along afterward would be sure to see it.
Well, right off they thought of buried treasure, but being honest they
called old Van Nicht out of the house, and in his presence they opened
her up--the box I mean--and then, lo and behold, they found out that all
these years this town had been worshipping a false god!
“Yes, sir, the great and only original Cecilius Jacob Van Nicht was a
rank fake. He was as bogus as a lead nickel. There were papers in the
box to prove what nobody, and least of all his own flesh and blood,
ever suspected before. He wasn't a hero of the Revolution. He wasn't a
colonel under George Washington. He wasn't of Holland-Dutch stock. His
name wasn't even Van Nicht. His real name was Jake Nix--that's what it
was, Nix--and he was just a plain, everyday Hessian soldier--a mercenary
bought up, along with the other Hessians, and sent over here by King
George to fight against the cause of liberty, instead of for it.
“As near as we can figure it out, he changed his name after the war
ended, before he moved here to live, and then after he died--or anyhow
when he was an old man--his son, the second Cecilius Jacob, concocted
the fairy tale about his father's distinguished services and all the
rest of it. The son was the one, it seems, who capitalised the false
reputation of the old man. He lived on it, and all the Van Nichts who
came after him lived on it too--only they were innocent of practising
any deception on the community at large, and the second Van Nicht
wasn't. It certainly put the laugh on this town, not to mention the
local aristocracy, and the D. A. R.'s and the Colonial Dames and the
rest of the blue bloods generally, when the news spread that morning.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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