Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Oh, there couldn't be any doubt about it! The proofs were all right
there and dozens of reliable witnesses saw them--letters and papers and
the record of old Nix's services in the British army. In fact there
was only one phase of the affair that has remained unexplained and
a mystery. I mean the presence of the papers in the tree. Nobody can
figure out why the son didn't destroy them, when he was creating such a
swell fiction character out of his revered parent. One theory is that
he didn't know of their existence at all--that the old man, for reasons
best known to himself, hid them there in that copper box and that then
the tree healed up over the hole and sealed the box in, with nobody but
him any the wiser, and nobody ever suspecting anything out of the way,
but just taking everything for granted. Why, it was exactly as if the
old Nix had come out of the grave after lying there for a century or
more, to produce the truth and shame his own offspring, and incidentally
scare one of his descendants plumb to death.”
“What a tragedy!” said Olcott. But his main thought when he said it was
not for the dead sister but for the living.
“You said it,” affirmed Morgan. “That's exactly what it was--a tragedy,
with a good deal of serio-comedy relief to it. Only there wasn't
anything very comical about the figure the old man Van Nicht cut when he
came walking into this office here about half past ten o'clock that day,
with a ragged piece of crêpe tied round his old high hat. Olcott, you
never in your life saw a man as badly broken up as he was. All his
vanity, all his bumptiousness was gone--he was just a poor, old, shabby,
broken-spirited man. I'd already gotten a tip on the story and I'd sent
one of my boys out to find him and get his tale, but it seemed he'd told
the reporter he preferred to make a personal statement for publication.
And so here he was with his statement all carefully written out and
he asked me to print it, insisting that it ought to be given as wide
circulation as possible. I'll dig it up for you out of the files in a
minute and let you see it.
“Yes, sir, he'd sat down alongside his sister's dead body and written
it. He called it A Confession and an Apology, and I ran it that way,
just as he'd written it. It wasn't very long, but it was mighty pitiful,
when you took everything into consideration. He begged the pardon of
the public for unwittingly practicing a deceit upon it all through his
life--for living a lie, was the way he phrased it--and he signed it
'Jacob Nix, heretofore erroneously known as Cecilius Jacob Van Nicht,
4th.' That signature was what especially got me when I read it--it made
me feel that the old boy was literally stripping his soul naked before
the ridicule of this town and the ridicule of the whole country. A
pretty manly, straightforward thing, I called it, and I liked him better
for having done it than I ever had liked him before.
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