Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Oh! sir, you're burning your wooden leg!” said the little girl, while
Darby was gazing at her, and wondering who and what she could be; and
so absorbed was the worthy ballad-singer in the interesting speculation,
that he had, in fact, forgotten to withdraw his leg from beneath the
crock, where he had just placed it, as will be recollected, when the
little girl touched his elbow. At the moment she advised him of the
fact, Darby received a hint or two that corroborated her assertion;--the
flame had twined up the stem, and rather warmed his stump, and the fire
blazed with such vigour, recruited as it was by the supply, that the
broth boiled over. His two companions, who were close at hand, both
observed this latter circumstance an instant after the child had spoken;
the pedlar cried aloud to Darby to save the broth, and the tinker
shouted with glee to see the Irishman sacrificing his trusty support for
the common good. Doherty did not lose his presence of mind: he withdrew
his leg from the fire, and popped it into the pot;--thus extinguishing
the stump, withdrawing the additional stimulus to the fire, and breaking
down the rebellious head of the herring-broth, by that single and simple
act.
The child could not refrain from giggling, miserable as she evidently
was, at the scene; and Darby looked alternately at her and his leg, when
he withdrew it from the pot again, in so droll a manner, that the
little girl burst into a fit of laughter, which the Irishman, very
good-naturedly, subdued, or rather, smothered with kisses.
“Well, my pretty little maid!” said he; “and where have you come from,
agrah! eh?”
“Oh! a long--long way; it's farther than I thought it was when I began.”
“And what do you want at the revel?”
“I mustn't tell you.”
“Eh, then! why not, eh?”
“If I was to tell you why I mustn't, you'd know what I wanted at the
revel.”
“And where's your stockings and shoes? Have you put them in your pocket,
as the girls do in Ireland?”
“No, indeed;--I wore them out yesterday.”
“And how far have you walked barefoot?”
“Oh! ever so far!”
“And how far's that?”
“I can't tell.--Is this the road to the revel?”
“It is;--but what hurry? Won't you wait and take pot-luck with us?”
“I'm hungry, thank you, sir, but I don't think I could eat any
pot-luck,--it smells so odd; I never tasted pot-luck in my life; but I
thank you, sir, for all that, you know.”
“Now, do you hear that? Do you hear the innocence of her? God send we'd
better for you!--though you won't tell us where you come from.”
“I shouldn't wonder but she hath been stole away,” said the tinker;
“stole away, and carried afar, and now hath got liberty, and is seeking
home again. That's nature, you know:--a pigeon would do it; a carrier, a
horseman, a dragoon, or a middling good tumbler even; and why shouldn't
a child?”
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