Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Then what becomes of our mutual devotion, Lieutenant? It was all
moonshine, you see.”
“Not exactly,” replied the Lieutenant; “man can look back on past
occurrences, and see circumstances in their true light--”
“Better than he can when they're under his nose?” interrupted
Fitzgerald. “Is it that you mane?”
“It is: passion and prejudice, as philosophy teaches us--”
“Hould your tongue, Lieutenant,” said Fitzgerald; “for I think I can
find a shorter way for us out of the bog, than your jack-o-lantern
philosophy will light us to. The truth is, we were young and foolish
that time; we thought we loved the young woman, and we didn't: so
there's an end of Peg. My blessings be on her for all that, though!
She never did me harm; and one of us, may be, was wrong in not marrying
her.”
“She told me to my face,--truth is a jewel, Jimmy Fitzgerald,” said the
Lieutenant, “she told me, calmly and resolutely, when I informed her
that you were as deeply in love with her as myself, that we had mistaken
innocent flirting for affection; and that, were a formal proposal made
to her, she should indignantly reject it; 'for,' said she, 'I would not
have either of you, if one was a Rear Admiral, and the other a Major of
Marines.' That was her precise expression.”
“Oh! Time, Time!” exclaimed Jimmy; “what a fine auld fellow you are, to
be sure! How you open our eyes, and bring things to light! If it wasn't
for you, Truth might often go hide her head.”
“I think,” said the Lieutenant, rather gaily, “that if I wanted a wife,
I might probably find one who would suit me better than Peggy, among
your neighbours, friend Fitzgerald. And, by-the-by, as I am coming
to live among them, I should be glad if you would afford me a little
insight to their various characters, circumstances, and histories. I am
well aware of your capability to do so:--when I found you on board the
Janus, after we had parted company for more than seven years, you did me
incalculable benefit, by giving me a descriptive portrait of every soul
in the ship; from the cook's boy up to the captain. Will you oblige me?”
“I will, in that or anything else that's in the power o' me,” replied
the Old Boy. “If I devoted one half o' my life to you, since I was
twenty, I'd still be your debtor for the other half: for didn't you
save the whole of it at the risk of your own?--You did, then; and I'll
never--”
“Psha, psha, Fitzgerald! you know what strong objections I have to your
dwelling on that topic.”
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