Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Go along with you, and don't be prating so, sir,” said Jimmy; “I won't
put up with your taking the liberty of doing a fine thing for me, and
then bidding me not spake of it. My bits of gratitude, now and then,
goes for the interest; but I'll never be able to pay off the debt.
Still, though the one is out of my power to do, I'd not be aisy in my
own mind if I neglected the other that _isn't_: so that, after all, may
be, when we think we're doing great things, by acting as we should to
others, we're just egged on to it, by the fear of not being on good
terms with ourselves. You've often tould me, Lieutenant, I should be
your Corporal Trim,--the man you and I read about, long ago, in Jack
Flanagan's bit of a book, aboard the Bellerophon: and I would be so,
but my legs took to their heels and deserted me, you know; and so I
couldn't, could I? Did you ever get hould of a book, since I saw you,
with the middle and both ends of that story in it?--If you did, as we'd
only the middle and a bit o' the beginning in Jack Flanagan's greasy
library, I'd be glad if you'd tell it me.”
“I will, with pleasure, Fitzgerald, when--”
“When I've described my neighbours to you, is it? Well, then, I'll do
that, I think, before we part, if the whiskey houlds out, and it don't
get much the better of us. But it sha'n't, shall it?--for we'll put
ourselves upon short allowance, and drink as we ought, to the renewal of
our acquaintance, when I'm done. I'll tell you, before I begin, that you
couldn't pick out any nine in the whole barony, knows half so much about
the people that's in it, as myself; though I'm fast moored here, like a
Trinity-house buoy on a sand-bank: but though I see little, I hear much;
and as I can't go to any body, why, every body comes to me.”
“I am grieved to the heart, Jimmy Fitzgerald,” said the Lieutenant, “to
behold you so fettered by your infirmities; confined, if I may use the
expression, like a pig in a coop--”
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