Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
that we shouldn't disbelieve anything simply because it's out of the way
to us, and we never saw the likes of it ourselves; for there's so many
strange things in the world, that one don't know what to disbelieve; and
of all the wonderful things I ever heard of, there's none seems to me so
very wonderful as this, namely:--I exist, and I know it. Now for Mick's
story:--
“One day,” says he, “as I was out shooting on the black rocks, I
clambered up to a place where I never was before; and I don't think man
had set foot upon it till then: it was higher than you'd think, looking
up from the sea, which washed the foot of it; for the great crag itself,
which none of us can climb,--I mane that one where the eagle's nist
is,--seemed to be below it. Well, thinks I, when I got to the top, I'll
have a good pelt at the birds from this, I'm sure: but no, I couldn't;
for though they were flying round and round it, divil a one would come
within gun-shot, but kipt going about, and going about, until the head
o' me wint round wid looking at them, and I began to feel sick, for I'd
come out before breakfast, not intinding to stay long; but somehow, I
wint further and further, and, at last, the sun was going down, and me
there, where I tould you I was, a-top of the big crag. 'Michael,' says I
to meeself, 'it's time for you to be going too, for the birds won't
come near you; and you're hungry, boy,--so you are, Mick; you can't deny
that.' And it's true thin I couldn't; for I never was hungrier in my
life, than I was that time, and sorrow the thing in my pocket softer
than a flint. Well, thin I began to go down; but before I'd got twinty
steps, what do you think I saw there, upon the bare rock, where nobody
seemed to have been before me, near upon half a day's journey higher
than the sea,--what, I say, do you think I saw, lying before me there
You wouldn't guess in a year. Why thin it was an oysther!--I started,
as though a ghost had come across me:--and why wouldn't I?--for I'd no
right to expect to see such a thing as an oysther there, you know, had
I?--Thinks I, after awhile, 'Here's a fine mouthful for you, Mick, if
it's only fresh; but, may be, it's been here these thousand years.--Eh,
thin, Mick! but you're lucky, so you are, if it should be ateable.'
“Sitting down on the rock, I put out my hand to get a hould of it, whin
what does it do, but lifts up its shell of its ownself!--and there was
something inside it, just like an oysther, you'd think; but whin you
looked closer, what was it thin, but a small dwarf of a man, wid a
beard, and a little broad belly, and two short, fat, little darlings of
legs, and his both hands in his breeches pockets; quite at home, and as
aisy as you or I'd be in our arm chair, if we had one.
“'I'm glad to see you, Mick,' says he; 'it's long I've been expecting
you.'
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