Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
am, fettered by my infirmities to an ould chair, and I've nothing to do
half my time, but think. Don't imagine, though, that I'm laid up in
a harbour of peace, or that the other half of my time is calm and
pleasant: it's no such thing; the woes and the wickedness of the
world--good luck to it though, for all that--reaches me here in this
corner, though it's harm me they can't much. I'm like an ould buoy,
fast moored to an anchor on a bad coast, over which the waves dashes and
splashes all day long, but they can neither move it nor damage it. But
what's all this to Mick Maguire? you'll say, again. Faith! then, little
or nothing: but now I've done, and we'll get on.
Mick, like my uncle at Tralee, has been ruined by a gift. He was once a
hard-working man, and did well; until young Pierce Veogh, just after he
came into possession of the house that's called “The Beg,” on the hill
yonder,--which he did at his father's death,--gave Mick an ould gun
once, for something I forget; and that gun has been the ruin of him.
He works one day in the week to buy powder and shot; and half starves
himself, and goes in rags the other six, prowling about the rocks, and
firing at sea-gulls and so forth, but seldom shooting one.
Mick's an oddity, as I tould you before; and why _so?_ you'll say. Why,
then, not for his face, for he's good-looking; nor for his figure, for
he's straight and well built; nor for his jokes, for he never makes
one; nor for any one thing in the world but his always telling the plain
naked truth; good or bad, no matter if it harms him, he don't mind, but
always spakes the thing that is, and won't tell even a white lie for
himself, much more for any one else:--and if that's not an oddity, I
don't know what is. There's so much lying going on in the world, that if
a man just lives in a corner, and sees only three people in the year, he
must lie now and then; or, somehow, things won't be as they should be;
he won't do like them that's about him, and can't get on: why, I don't
know; but so it is. Mick was never known to tell a story in his whole
life; but he has sworn to so many out o' the way things, that he's often
been suspected to be a big liar: for I need scarce say to you, that
nothing can look more like a lie sometimes than the plain truth. But
whatever Mick says, always at last and in the long run turns out to be
fact: so that we don't know what to think of the story he has of the
fairy he saw on the rocks long ago. It seems as much like a lie as
anything ever I heard; but if it is one, it's the first Mick tould; and
if so, troth then, it's a thumper. And why shouldn't it?--A good man,
when he does wrong, commits a big sin; while you and I only does dozens
of little ones: and them that sticks by the truth in general, if they
happens to tell a lie, faith! then, it's a wonderful big one;--and, may
be, so is Mick's story;--but you'll judge for yourself, when you hear
it. But don't forget the honesty of Mick's tongue; and bear in mind too,
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