Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Ned Creese, the landlord of Sawney's Cross, stood at his door, and
beheld the ominous approach of the two travellers: he was mathematician
enough to discover, that equi-distant as they were, from the point where
their lines of direction intersected each other in the middle of the
main road, and approaching toward such point with equal speed, something
unpleasant must needs occur to one of the parties, at the transit. He
beckoned, and called out to each of them as loudly as he could: but
Harry was short sighted, and could not see his motions; and Ralph was
rather hard of hearing, and could not make out what he meant; so that
neither of them pulled up; and, as they were concealed from each other
by the high hedges of the lanes, neither Harry nor Ralph was aware of
the danger that menaced them, until they emerged from the bottom of
the lanes. Ralph foresaw the event first, and, with might and main,
attempted to pull his horse out of the way: he partly succeeded, but by
checking his steed, and making him swerve from the direct line in which
he was going, he gave Harry a decided advantage in the ensuing shock.
The cousins had just time to ejaculate “Hoy, Ralph!” and “Hilloa,
Harry!” when the blind galloway bore his off-shoulder against the tall
troop-horse's hind quarters, and just such a catastrophe took place as
Creese had anticipated:--Harry was thrown over his galloway's head; and
Ralph, with his horse, and the galloway at his heels, were carried to
the brink of a horse-pond by the road side. Ralph fell in the mud,
and the horses went over him into the water; where they lay struggling
together for a few moments; they then got up without assistance, and
each limped homeward, leaving their owners to come after them as well as
they could.
“Hoy, Ralph!” and “Hilloa, Harry!” were the first words the cousins
uttered.
“Art hurt, lad?” asked Ralph.--“No,” was the reply;--“Art thee?”
“Sound as oak; only a bloody nose, and a bump on the forehead.”
“That's right, then; I don't feel much the matter myself; but dowl take
thy blind galloway, for all that!”
“He's worth his weight in gold;--didn't'ee see how he capsized you and
your troop horse?”
“You charged me in flank when I was filing off;--if I had met'ee full
butt, Harry, I should ha' sent thee and thy galloway clean into
the muck, and gone on without abating pace, or feeling a jerk in my
balance.”
“What, and not ha' turned round to say 'Hilloa, Harry?'”
“Odd! yes, to be sure,--I'd say 'Hilloa, Harry!'--and what will'ee
drink, besides.”
“Well,--and what _shall_ we?”
“I don't mind;--but let's ha' something, and make merry together for
once.”
“Wi' all my heart!--Here we be, safe from busy meddlers; and dash me if
I don't feel inclined to make a day of it.”
“Give me your hand;--this capsize was a bit of luck, weren't it?”
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