Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The ould woman sat down, and smoked her pipe, and she and Bat had a
little more confab this way across the stream; but, at last and in long
run, he persuaded her to come to us here, and tell us how matters stood
with Bat, and to beg us to help him off: not,--do you mind?--as I think,
out of any humanity to the man, but to shew us how truly she'd foretould
what was to happen him. I don't like her, so I'll say no good of
her,--but this, namely,--she gave a poor boy who was upon the shaughran,
without father or mother, house or home to his head, a penny and
a blessing, when it's my belief, she'd little more to give. I say
that,--for I'd like to give even a certain elderly gentleman, whose name
I won't mention, his due,--much more a poor ould cunning-woman, that's
weak flesh and blood, after all's said and done (though not a bit too
good), like one's ownself.
Down came the woman, but she found few at home besides Mick Maguire, for
a'most every mother's son that could move, had gone away to get Bat off
his predicament before. Mick wouldn't go at all; for, he said, sure he
was the bull bore a grudge against him, because he threw stones at his
head, and bullied him once.
“Ah! but,” says somebody, “may be, he wouldn't notice you, Mick.”
“May be, he would though,” says Mick; “so it's go I won't.”
“But sure we'll all be wid you, Mick.”
“That matters not,” says he; “for the bull might be ripping up ould
grievances, and select meeself, out of all of ye, to butt and abuse.”
“But couldn't you bring your gun, man?”
“I could then, but I won't,” says Mick; “for I'm inclined to suspect it
wasn't to shoot his bull, that Misther Pierce Veogh gave it me.”
You'll wonder how they came to know where Bat was,--won't you!--'Twas
the poor scholar then, that ducked down in a ditch, from the bull on one
side, and Bat on the other; and after that, saw how Bat got on with
the bull, and came to tell us. So some of them wint to Pierce Veogh's
people, and got the dogs called off, and down came Bat amongst them,
swearing that if he'd his big stick,--which, he said, he'd dropped he
didn't know how,--he'd baste the bull any day.
[Illustration: 222]
THE WITCH'S SWITCH.
There's nobody dies, but somebody's glad of it; few people, as I think,
but have one person standing between them and what they look upon as
comfort or happiness, or something or other they desire, but don't want,
for all that, may be. Duck Davie was with me yesterday, foaming away
like the sea against a rock it can't master and what for, think you?
Why, then, only because his wife looks so well and won't die to plaze
him. It's my belief he'd be glad to be rid of her, though she half
keeps him, and is loved far and near. She does all the little good she
can, in the way of nursing the sick, and so forth; and she saved
Duck Davie's own life three times, by her knowledge of herbs, and the
million-and-one ailments of our poor mortal bodies.
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