Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
But Duck don't like her;--I'd be spaking what wasn't the truth if I said
that he did: and why should I tell a lie on Duck Davie?--I won't on him,
or any man if I know it. When he married her she was not young,--that
is, full thirty,--but trim and good-looking, which is more than could
be said of himself any day of his life; for he has a big nob on his face
for a nose, and a mouth so wide that it would be fearful to look at,
if he laughed: but Davie is either too discreet or too ill-tempered,
morning, noon, and night, to be jovial. He drinks, but don't ever get
merry over his cups: and yet his little grey eyes twinkles, and he
puckers the wrinkles in great folds about them, and you hear an odd
noise in his throat sometimes, when he's tould of a trick, that's
malicious and droll, being played off by the boys on any of the ould
women he knows. His knee-bands is always loose, and his big coat hitched
over his shoulders; he wears red sleeves to his waistcoat, with ragged
edges that reach to his finger-knuckles; and shoes--not brogues--but
shoes, down at heel. He never takes his ould grey hat off his bald head
but to pull on his night-cap. He's round-shouldered and short, but stout
and strong for his age, which is on the grave side of sixty; and the
fronts of his knees is turned in, and they jostle one another; and his
feet are broad and flat, with the heels far out and in front, instead of
being behind; and this--poor man!--makes him waddle oddly: he's none the
worse for that though. After this pedigree of his appearance, most
likely you'd know Duck if you met him.
I forgot a thing or two in him that's remarkable:--he turns his head
to and fro eternally, as if he were looking for some one, whether he's
alone or in company; and even when his eyes twinkles, as I tould you,
or if they're sparkling with passion, there's something in them all the
while that reminds you of a dog's look when he knows he has done wrong
and expects to be whipped.
Davie was tolerably fond of his wife for many long years after he'd
married her; but though she does little or nothing to vex him, that I
know of, Duck don't like her, now she's got ould any one with half an
eye could see that, if Davie didn't own it himself, which he does. It's
the way o' the world, you'll say: a man that's passed the prime of life
forgets his own wrinkles, though those of his wife, that's about the
same age as himself, are day after day staring him in the face;--he sees
her years, but if he can walk about, and eat, and get his health two
months out of the twelve, he won't let himself fancy he feels his own.
That's not altogether the case with Davie; it may be so in part, but not
entirely; at least, so thinks them that knows his story.
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