Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
In the second year of Duck's apprenticeship, a mighty remarkable event
happened him; and I'll tell you what it was presently, if you'll wait.
He behaved himself, and liked the place, and his fellow-'prentices, and
his master too, for many months. Ould Alice, his mistress, was no sourer
with him than with the others, all this time: but at last she began to
single him out-just as he'd feared she would--as a natural prey to one
of her age and sex. She used him, by degrees, worse and worse, until
Duck convinced himself he was bound in justice to them feelings he had
of his own, to turn upon her, when he could slyly, and annoy her as
often as an opportunity for doing so, without danger, occurred. At
length, ould Alice smarted under his malicious tricks to such a degree
that she grew a fury almost; and the worse she behaved to him, the worse
he behaved to her:--for Duck was always obstinate. He'd bad luck though,
to meet with such a match for his grand-aunt as ould Alice; hadn't
he?--Now for the event I promised to tell you about.
One day, Duck was sent on an errand by his mistress, but instead of
getting back quick, as she wished him, though he knew she was just
standing on thorns till he got home to tell her what was said to her
message, what does he do but turn away out of the road into a field, to
pick thistles to put in her bed, the next time he might think fit to be
offended.--In one corner of the field was a big hollow tree,--an oak, I
believe, but it don't matter,--and under it lay an ould woman: her brown
skinny arms were half covered with a ragged cloak, and her face was
partly hid by a few straggling grey locks of hair, which had escaped
from under her bonnet. Instinct made Duck approach, and when he got near
the tree, a puff of wind blew up the grey hair, and Duck saw that her
eyes were closed. Her snoring satisfied him that she wasn't dead, while
it convinced him that she was fast asleep; and his fingers itched to
give her a touch of his tormenting talents.
A stick, stuck upright in the ground, close by the ould woman's side,
attracted Duck Davie's notice, when he got behind the tree: “What's
this?” thinks he, examining it, and feeling a little afraid or so, at
the looks of it;--and you wouldn't wonder, if you saw it yourself; for
they say it was an odd, outlandish staff, made of wood that never grew
in a Christian land, thick, twisted, tall as a middling man, and with as
ugly a face carved on it as ever you saw in a dream after taking a
tough supper--no nightmare's could be worse. Bat Boroo's big stick, the
mention of which made me think of the story I'm now telling you, was
just a bit of a baby's twig, compared with the ugly cudgel Duck Davie
saw that day sticking up in the field.
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