Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
From the time he first knew the use of a button, it's said Duck Davie
had a deep-rooted grudge against ould women; they have always been at
war with him, and he with them. Duck lost his daddy before he saw the
light; and his mother died when he was weaned, or awhile after. She had
an ould aunt, who took the boy under her wing, and did what she could
for him, in her way: but, by all accounts, her temper was such that a
cat couldn't live with her; and if little Duck Davie's heart was kind as
that of a lamb by nature, there's no doubt she ruined it; if it was bad
before, she couldn't do otherwise than make it worse. A more terrible
Turk in petticoats, and on a small scale, never walked; but after awhile
she got little good of Duck. She seemed to live for no other purpose
than to vex and thwart and make the poor little fellow miserable. There
was no soul but the boy, to take off the scum and bitterness of her
temper; and, by-and-by, Duck began to think of nothing but how to pay
off the long score he felt he owed her. He should have put up with any
thing, you may say, and been grateful for her protecting him, and ate
his crust, though it was sopped in vinegar, with thanks and meekness:
may be, he ought; I won't argue it one way or another, but simply tell
you, he didn't.
The few acquaintance Duck's grand-aunt had, was folks of her own age as
well as sex, and having a spice of her own temper: to them she tould all
Duck's delinquencies, and they joined her in abusing him; and, what
was worse, often helped her to belabour him. Little Davie hadn't a
disposition to be reclaimed from his bad ways by a broomstick; may be,
kindness might have done better, but it never was tried on him: so on
he wint, from bad to worse, and, by the time he was twelve years ould,
hated every woman he met who'd a grey head and wrinkled face. He looked
upon them as his natural enemies, and did all he could to vex and
perplex them.
By-and-by, Duck was put out to a tailor; and he'd done with his
grand-aunt, and all other ould women, for ever, as he hoped. But,
no;--when he got to his master's house, which he never entered till he
was bound, little Duck discovered that his mistress was as crooked with
age, and almost as crooked in temper as his grand-aunt. When her first
husband died, she just did what many a widow, with a good house and
trade left her, has done before and since,--married her foreman. He was
a stout, brawny blade, having nothing but his needle to depend upon, but
good-looking, and not above thirty.
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