Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Now whether Duck Davie got rid of the switch this way or not I can't
well tell you, for he won't let us know. There's different stories about
it. Some say, the witch came to him that time, and begged hard for her
stick; but he swore, by the holy iron with which he was banging it, he
wouldn't listen to her; and that he never saw switch or witch after. But
there's others say they know this, namely--that Duck Davie saw the ould
woman long after, sleeping under the tree, with the stick standing whole
and entire, where it was when he first set eyes on it.
Duck Davie came to settle in these parts about ten years ago. His wife
is one of this place: but she left it in her young days, and Duck met
with and married her when she was housekeeper to an apothecary, and he
a journeyman tailor in Limerick, where he lived long with her, and came
here, one morning, when he was grey, in the wake of Timberleg Toe-Trap
the bailiff, for whom he'd been doing many's the dirty job, in making
seizures and dogging debtors, and so forth. This was after he'd been
refused work by all the master tailors everywhere he could go, because
his eyes was got too weak for fine stitches: so he was obliged to do
something for himself, and nothing better being offered him, he turned
follower to Nick; and when an execution was issued by Pierce Veogh's
creditors, which happened about three months after his quitting this
country, Timberleg, who made the seizure, left Duck Davie and another of
his men, as his proxies, in possession of The Beg. But before he'd been
in it a week, Duck had a quarrel with his master, Timberleg, and another
was put in his place. So then his wife's brother, Paddy Doolan, who is
one of my neighbours, persuaded him to quit the bailiff entirely, and to
set up for himself here among us, as we didn't want finer work than
he was able to do without straining his ould eyes. Duck took his
brother-in-law's advice, and has been with us from that day to this.
He has just as great a dislike to ould women as ever he had; that's why
he don't trate his wife as he should do, as many think; and some say,
when he gets in a passion,--as he will often, and rave and tear like a
madman,--that the stick with the nightmare's head has been bating him
for abusing his wife. Duck Davie has a good quality or two, but take him
head and heels, I, for one, don't much like him. You'll say, may be,
why do I employ him, then?--And I'll answer you,--because there isn't
another tailor within ten miles of us: and moreover, if I was Paddy
Doolan, and had the use of my limbs, when he abused his wife without
a cause, as he did yesterday, and often before, I'd give him as fine a
basting as he got from the witch's switch that day when he looked over
his shoulder, and saw it standing behind him in the field.
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THE WEED WITNESS.
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