Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
At last, Duck Davie became a man,--as boys will, you know, in years,
at least, if not in discretion; and he made up his mind to try if he
couldn't rid himself of the switch that haunted him. We'll see how he
succeeded.
It happened one morning, after he had been brooding over his misfortunes
all night, that he drank a little more than was wholesome on a fasting
stomach, and did something, almost without knowing it, that produced a
slight bruise on his shoulders from the switch. He turned round upon
it at once, and resolved to see if he couldn't master it. He began to
belabour it, before it had time to make its bow and hop off, as though
it was flesh and blood like himself; but only broke his own knuckles
against its hard head. He then tried to capture it, but the switch bent
and writhed in his grasp like an eel, got clear out of his hands, and
then, hopping back a little, gave Duck Davie a blow in the stomach with
its head, as he was advancing to make another attack, that laid him flat
on the ground. It then made its bow to him where he lay, and hopped off.
Instead of disheartening, this interview irritated obstinate Davie; and
the next day, he brought the switch to him again, by purposely tripping
up an ould woman's heels who hadn't done him a ha'p'orth of evil. There
was a holy well, which ran into a broad stream near the place where this
happened, and before the switch had given him a second blow, which he
knew he deserved, Duck had gripped it tight to his breast and carried
it to the bank. He cast it into the stream, hoping of course to see it
sink; but it swam back like a fish,--landed,--finished the drubbing it
owed Duck, and hopped away without giving him a chance of getting hould
of it again!
It was full five years before Duck Davie had another affray with the
switch, which in all that time never failed fearlessly to visit him
as often as he offended. It was on All Souls' eve when he had his
next fight with it. He did that which brought it for the purpose, and
resolutely grappled it with both hands, just under the chin, as soon as
it appeared. Some say that it bate Duck while he held it; and others,
that it turned and twisted about his body, almost breaking his bones,
like them snakes we hear of in foreign parts would: but for all this,
Duck got it into the big fire that was before him, and kept it there,
with poker and tongs, bating its head down as often as it jumped out of
the blaze to grin at him, until it was quite consumed. And we're tould,
that it didn't crackle like wood does while burning, but the noise it
made was like that of two unearthly voices,--one laughing bitterly, and
the other shrieking and groaning as of a crature in agony.
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