Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Oh! he is a bachelor attorney, and lives in chambers, Wilmot: and you
know the character of that class of men is quite obnoxious in cases of
reputation: but let him have his way; I must be his martyr, I see.”
“Come, come, sir,--right or wrong, be civil to a lady.”
“What, do you think I'll make a Jack-pudding of myself?”
“Stop his mouth, Wilmot: don't let him speak; for I hear the creak of
Mr. Blennerhagen's boot.”
The lady and her woman now seized on the astonished attorney, and thrust
him into a closet. The door was instantly closed on him, and the key
turned in the lock. Mrs. Blennerhagen returned to the sofa; and Wilmot
was applying a smelling-bottle to her nose, bathing her brows, &c.,
as though she was just reviving from a fainting fit, when the majestic
Blennerhagen entered the room.
With a keen and hurried glance he seemed to survey every object around
him, while he closed the door: he then approached the sofa, and uttered
a few endearing epithets while he relieved Wilmot from the task of
supporting her mistress. 'Anxious to get rid of him, Mrs. Blennerhagen
rapidly recovered; and her husband having, apparently by accident,
mentioned that he had left a friend in the parlour, she urged him, by
all means, to return ta his guest, as she found herself comparatively
well, and desirous of obtaining a little repose. Blennerhagen kissed her
cheek; and after recommending her to the care of Wilmot, passed round
the sofa to a writing-desk, which was placed on a table behind it, where
he remained a few moments, and then hastily withdrew.
Mrs. Blennerhagen immediately resumed her activity. “Now, my dear
Wilmot,” said she, “our only hope is to get the attorney down the back
stairs, and away through the garden.”
“That is how I have settled it, madam, in my own mind,” said the woman:
“master won't be up again at least these ten minutes.”
“If you have any pity, emancipate me from this state of torture,”
groaned poor Burdock: “I would face a roaring lion rather than remain
here any longer; my reflections are most poignant.”
“Gracious Heaven!” exclaimed Mrs. Blennerhagen, “I've lost the key.”
“Then, of course, you will permit me to burst open the door,” said the
attorney.
“Not on any account: be patient, I beseech you. Wilmot, where could I
have put it?”
“I don't know, madam; you locked the door yourself: search in your
bosom.”
“I have; but it is not there:--nor on the sofa,--nor any where. You must
have had it.”
“Indeed, madam, I never saw it since you took it off the shelf to lock
the door.”
“Women!” exclaimed Burdock, whose patience was completely worn out;
“rash, mischievous, accursed women! take notice that I am become
desperate; and if you do not find the key and release me instantly, I
shall certainly break out, and depart, at all hazards.”
“For all our sakes have patience, sir,” said the lady, in a soothing
tone; “be quiet but for a few moments: I hear Mr. Blennerhagen's boot
again.”
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