Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Before his wife could reach the sofa, Blennerhagen strode in,
accompanied by a stranger.
“Outraged, injured, as I am,” said he, fixing his dark eye indignantly
on his wife, “I make no apology for thus introducing a stranger to your
apartment. This gentleman is my friend, and comes here with me, at
my own request, to be a witness of my shame; so that I may be able
to obtain legal reparation, at least, from the unknown assassin of my
happiness. Peterson,” added he, turning to the stranger, “take the key
and open that closet-door.”
“Lord! Mr. Blennerhagen,” said the lady, with a forced laugh; “don't
carry on the joke, by making such serious faces: I told you, Wilmot, he
would be too deep for us:--see, now, if he hasn't got the key. Where did
you find it, love?”
“I took it, madam, from your hand,” replied Blennerhagen, “when your
mind was occupied in affecting a painful and languishing recovery from
syncope. This may be a jest to you, but it is none to me; nor shall
it be to him who has wronged me. I have set my mark upon the
villain:--perceiving a portion of male attire, which I could not
recognise as my own, hanging from the crevice of the closet-door, while
I appeared to be busy at the desk behind you, I cut it off: I have it
here,” added Blennerhagen, producing a triangular piece of brown cloth
from his pocket; “let the man who owns it claim it if he dare.”
“Adam Burdock dares to claim his own in any place,” exclaimed the
attorney, bursting the door open with one furious effort: “that's a
piece of the tail of my coat.”
“Mr. Burdock!” exclaimed Blennerhagen.
“Ay, sir, Mr. Burdock,--heartily ashamed of himself, for being made a
ninny by your wife, or a dupe by both of you and my precious friend,
Mrs. Wilmot. You all look astonished; but, be assured, there is no one
here half so much astonished as myself. I believe you to be capable of
anything, Blennerhagen; but, on a moment's consideration, I think your
wife is too much of a simpleton to act as your confederate, in a plot on
my pocket; and notwithstanding your skill in mathematics, I am willing
to attribute all this to mere accident.”
“He calls me a simpleton, Wilmot;--he casts a slur on my intellects, Mr.
Blennerhagen,” exclaimed the lady.
“In that he is more uncharitable than myself, madam,” said Blennerhagen:
“it may be an accident, it is true; but I question whether the
gentleman, with all his professional skill, will be able to persuade a
special jury to think so.”
“I am sure my mistress is as innocent as the child unborn,” observed
Mrs. Wilmot.
“Hold your tongue, woman, and leave the room,” said Blennerhagen,
angrily.
“Indeed, I shall not leave the room,” said Wilmot: “I'll stand by my
mistress to the last, and won't leave her for you or anybody else.
You're a couple of vile wretches; and there isn't a pin to choose
between you.”
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