Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“There is one thing,” remarked a spare, but hale-looking man, who sat
next the herbalist, “one thing, or, may be, a thing or two, I'll make
bold to observe, which is, namely, this:--though Zaul Braintree were
never over and above vriendly to I--that be nothing--the man's a
man--and I do zay, the'zquire were a bit too hard upon Zaul, to turn
un off wi out more nor an hour's notice, and not gi'e un a good
character:--and what vor, I wonder?--Because this here Phil Govier, a
demure, down-looking twoad, zaid a' poached a bit! A'ter this, what were
Zaul to do? Wi'out a character, he couldn't get a zarvice, and a poor
man bean't to starve: zo a' poached, and that in downright earnest;--and
it ztrikes I, no blame to un neither.”
“Oh! fie! fie!” exclaimed the supervisor; “you should not preach so,
friend; the practice of poaching is highly illegal.”
“Highly illegal,--indeed,--John,--that is,--James Cobb,” said the
exciseman, in his usual manner; “we must not hear--this sort of
a--thing; must we,--constable?”
“Why, it bean't treason, master exciseman, be it?” asked a tall old
fellow, who stood at the end of the settle.
“Do you hear--that?” said the exciseman, turning to his superior; “do
you hear that?--and he an earth-stopper,--and gets his bread by--the
game laws.”
The supervisor looked aside toward the bottom of the narrow table, and
while the ensuing conversation went on, took a deliberate view of
the earth-stopper's person, apparel, and accoutrements. He was a
squalid-looking figure, with half a week's growth of grey beard on his
chin and cheeks; the edge of a red woollen night-cap, which he wore
under a weather-beaten dog's-hair hat, was strained across his pale,
wrinkled brow; his legs were thin, puny, and bent outward in such a
manner, that they seemed to have been moulded on the carcase of a horse.
“Well,” quoth the earth-stopper, in reply to the exciseman's
observation, shouldering his pick-axe and shovel, and lighting the
candle in his lanthorn, as he spoke; “I zuppose a man may move his
tongue, if a' be a yearth-stopper,--or else what be the use o't to
un?--I were one o' the virst to lay hands on young Braintree, and always
ha' ztood vorward on zuch like 'casions; but what o' that? I'd help to
take up thee, or thy betters by the zide o' thee there, if thee wert
zuzpected and accused; but vor all that, I'd speak up my own mind, and
zay, I thought thee wert innocent, iv zo be as I did think thee zo--mind
me:--and now you ha' put me up, I'll go vurther, and ask 'ee, what
business had Phil Govier a' got in the copse that time o' night?”
“Ay, that's true,” observed the landlord; “for it be well known the
'squire's strict orders was, that the keepers shouldn't go out o'
nights. 'Let the poachers have a little o' their own way,' I have a
heard un say;--'I'd rather lose a few head o' game, than ha' blood shed
upon the manor; and meetings by night, betwixt poachers and keepers,
often do end worse than either one or t'other a' looked for.'”
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