Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Abel cast a glance of contempt on the freeholder, but did not condescend
to reply. A brief silence ensued, which was broken by the herbalist;
who observed, after throwing himself back in the settle, “Bad bird, bad
egg--that's all I've to zay. I bean't so compassionate, and all that, as
zome volk. How hath Zaul Braintree ha' got his living vor eighteen year
past, but by zmuggilin and poaching, and, may be, worse, vor what I
know? Why wen he discharged by 'Zquire Ztapleton, but vor doing what he
shon not do? Didn't poor Phil Govier, that's lying dead, when he wen
under Zaul, detect and prove to the 'zquire, that instead o' Zaul' s
doing his duty, as game-keeper, he were killing hares upon the zly, and
zending'em to market? And when Phil got Zaul's place, have they ever met
without looking at one another like a couple o' dogs that was longing
vor a vight, and yet stood off, as though they were aveard to pitch
into one another? What d'ye think Braintree hath instilled into Bob, but
hatred and malice against Govier?”
“You may talk and talk, old Bitter-Aloes,” said Salter; “but vor my
part, though the'zquire believed Govier's story, and turned away Zaul,
in a way enough to nettle a parson, I didn't think it quite as it should
be. I ha' zeen things o' Phil, what I won't tell ov, now he's gone, as I
didn't while he were alive; but if I had to choose, vor all Phil's quiet
tongue and humble looks,--which were all zlyness, in my mind,--gi'e me
Zaul, I zay.”
“Well,” quoth Gough, “I say nothing--why should I? But Bob was a good
boy; and though he'd noose a hare, or decoy a vlock o' wild ducks, or
stalk a covey, I don't think he'd any harm in him. He'd do what Zaul bid
him, to be zure, but I don't think Zaul would ever tell him to commit
murder; and if I must speak my mind--I don't agree wi' Abel Harris.”
“Abel--I must say,”--muttered the exciseman, “the constable, I
mean;--he--he's no conjuror.”
“I can't make out,” growled Salter, “how he came to be made constable,
zeeing az he's the most uncapable man in the parish. I ha' zeed un run,
as if'twere vor his life, when he thought nobody were nigh, vrom my
gander!--Poor Jack! thoult zuffer, may be, vor this to-morrow;--but I
can't help speaking the truth. Yeabel, doan't thee baste un, or dang me
if I doan't drash thee!”
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