Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Wou'lt do't, then--wou'lt do't?” eagerly asked Saul: “Ah! I knew thee
wouldst. Ponto yean't my zon, and yet--but, odd! there bean't a minute
to lose. Abel will be here directly. Ponto, my dog, thou'lt zave us a
mort o' trouble. Tell'ee what, Martin,--only cut the rope, and go to
bed. Never mind the cuffs;--cut the rope vor me, and I be zafe out wi'
your pocket-knife,--make haste,” continued Saul, in a hurried tone, as
Martin searched his pockets with a tremulous hand;--“here, lad, let I
veel vor un--here a' is--now cut--cut through: gi'e me dree hours' law,
as I told'ee, and then do as you like.--Why, lad! thee'lt be a month;
I'd ha' cut down an oak by this time.”
“What have I done?” exclaimed Martin, as he, at length, separated the
rope.
“Done! why, done your duty,” was Saul's reply; “kneel down there,
Martin, and take a vather's blessing vor't;--a vather's blessing,
lad, let un be ever zo bad a man, won't do thee hurt.” Martin, almost
unconsciously, knelt, and the murderer, placing his hand on the young
man's head, solemnly and most affectionately blessed him.
When Abel entered, Martin had nearly reached the door; he pushed the
constable aside, and rushed out of the room, in a manner that perfectly
amazed the old man. “Well!” said he, as he endeavoured to strut, but in
fact, staggered in rather a ludicrous manner, toward the prisoner;--“if
that's behaviour to a parochial functionary--if any jury will say it
is--I'll resign my staff of office. What do you think, Saul?”
“Bad manners, Yeabel;--bad manners, in my mind,” replied Braintree; “but
he be vexed like;--and I'll tell'ee why:--I ha' been trying to coax un
over to help me out o' the house.”
“You ha'n't, surely, Saul!”
“I tell'ee I have, then--why not? Wouldn't you? answer me that!--but the
young dog revuzed; zo then I abuzed un, and a' left me in a pet. But, I
zay, Yeabel, you be drunk, or handy to't, bean't'ee?--You shouldn't do
that! It's wrong ov'ee, Yeabel: every man, in my mind, should do his
duty; and you bean't doing yours to get voggy wi' stout October, when
you've a-got a prisoner in hand.”
“None of your sneering, Saul; I am _compos_ and capable,” said Abel.
“You bean't, Yeabel! upon my life, you bean't!” replied Saul; “you
shouldn't do so--no, truly. Why, now, suppose I were to 'scape.”
“Escape!” exclaimed Abel, cocking his hat; “elude my vigilance!--come,
that's capital!”
“Why, you'll vall asleep avore half the night be over.”
“What! sleep upon my post!--never, Saul,--never.”
“You'll prance up and down there all night, I'll war'nt, then, and 20
keep me from getting a bit of rest:--you be aveard to lie down, ay, or
zit.”
“I am afraid of nothing and nobody,” replied Abel, indignantly; “and you
know it, neighbour Braintree: but no sneering of yours, will tempt me;
I'm up to thee, Saul; so be quiet;--or say your prayers. I'm never so
fit to serve my King and country, or the parochial authorities, as when
my wits are sharpened by an extra cup or two.”
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