Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Or dree, I z'pose?” added Saul.--“Poor zoul! thee wants a little spirit
put into thee.”
“I want spirit! when did I lack it?” exclaimed Abel.--“Not a man in the
parish ever attempts to raise a hand against me.”
“No, truly, Yeabel; I'll zay this vor thee, thou'rt such a weak,
harmless, old body, that a man would as zoon think of wopping his
grandmother as wopping thee.”
Abel's wrath was now roused, and he began to speechify and swagger. Saul
said no more, but stretched himself upon the mattress which the 'squire
had humanely ordered to be placed on the floor, within reach of his
tether, holding the rope under him, so that, without turning him over,
it was impossible to discover that it had been severed. Just previously
to the constable's entrance, Panto, in obedience to the command of Saul,
had retreated beneath a large oak table, the flap of which altogether
concealed him from observation; and there lay the well-trained animal,
with his head resting on his fore-paws, and his eyes fixed on Saul,
perfectly motionless, and watching for further commands.
About an hour after midnight, when all seemed quiet below-stairs, Saul
turned on his mattress, and beheld Abel still tottering to and fro, like
an invalid grenadier upon guard. He waited for an opportunity, when the
constable's back was toward him, to start up, seize Abel by the throat,
and lay him flat upon the floor. “Yeabel,” said he, in a low tone, “I
hope I ha'n't hurt thee much. I be zorry to harm thee at all, old buoy;
but needs must. I be gwain off, Yeabel;--I doan't mean to put the county
to the expense o' prosecuting me,--zo I be gwain.--Doan't be aveard,--I
won't choke thee:--there,” added he, relaxing his powerful gripe;
“I'll let thee breathe; but if thee speaks--remember, Yeabel,--I be a
desperate man,--and I must zilence thee:--one knock o' the head'ud do't;
zo keep thy peace, and do as I tells thee quietly;--I won't have a word,
mind me. Take thic thingumbob out o' thy waistcoat pocket, and unvasten
these bracelets thou'st put about my wrists. Iv thy conscience to thy
King and country won't let thee do't wi'out being put in bodily vear,
I'll trouble thee wi' another grip o' the droat But, I doant wish any
thing o' the zort myzelf, unless needs must--Ponto, dog!”
Ponto started up and was by his master's side in a moment.
“That infernal dog here too!” ejaculated Abel.
“Ay, zure!--but zilence! It yean't wize vor I to let thee open thy lips:
zo go to work like a dummy. Make haste, and dost hear, Yeabel? put down
the handcuffs quietly. Now doan't tempt me to hurt thee, by making
a vool o' thyzelf. Be ruled, that's a good vellow. I can get
off,--doan't'ee zee?--spite o' the cuffs; but it will be more
convenient and agreeable to leave'em behind.” By this time, Abel had set
Braintree's arms completely at liberty.
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