[_Townley opens the chest: Plotwell, who was cover'd with a gown and
petticoat, gets out._]
_Town._ Never was any thing so lucky. The doctor is just this minute
gone to a patient.
_Plot._ I tempt dangers enough in your service. I am almost crippled in
this chest-adventure. Oh my knees! Prithee, my dear, lead me to a bed
where I may strech myself out.
[_Leading her off._
Enter SARSNET.
_Sars._ Oh madam! yonder is the doctor in deep discourse with Underplot:
I fear he has dogg'd me, and betray'd us. The are both coming back
together.
[_Exit Sarsnet._
_Plot._ I'll shrink snug into my shell again.
_Town._ That he may directly pop upon you. The trunk will be the first
place he will examine, have you no presence of mind? You sit for an
intrigue!
_Plot._ What shall I do?
_Town._ Fear not, you shall be invisible i th is very spot.
_Plot._ What do you mean? he's just at the door. You intend to discover
me.
_Town._ Mistrust me not: You shall walk out before his face at that very
door, though he bring in a hundred spies, and not one of them shall
perceive you.
_Plot._ Don't trifle. Are you mad? [_knocking at the door._] Nay, now
'tis too late.
_Town._ Arm thyself with flounces, and fortify thyself with whalebone;
enter beneath the cupulo of this petticoat.
_Plot._ The best security in the world! an old fellow has seldom any
thing to do beneath that circumferance.
_Town._ No more but under it immediately.
[_Plotwell goes under it._
Thus Venus, when approaching foes assail,
Shields her Æneas with a silken veil.
Enter FOSSILE.
_Town._ O my dear you come opportunely. How do you like my fancy in this
new petticoat? there is something in it so odd!
_Fos._ You have another in your chest much odder. I want to see that.
_Town._ How jaunty the flounces!
_Fos._ Ay, 'tis plain she would lure me from the chest; there I shall
find him.
[_aside._
_Town._ The lace! the fringe!
_Fos._ All this is nothing to the embroider'd sattin. Prithee, my dear,
give me the key.
_Town._ Sure never was any thing so prettily disposed. Observe but the
air of it: So _degagee_! But the lining is so charming.
[_She walks to the door, and Fossile to the trunk. Plotwell kisses
her out of the top of the petticoat, and then goes off._]
[_As Fossile is cautiously opening the trunk with his sword drawn,
Townley comes up to him._]
What, more of your frolicks, Mr. Fossile. What time of the moon is this?
_Fos._ This Underplot is a confounded villain, he would make me jealous
of an honest civil gentleman, only for an opportunity to cuckold me
himself. [_aside._] Come, my dear, forget all that is past. I know----I
have proved thee virtuous. But prithee, love, leave me a moment; I
expect some Egyptian rarities.
[_Exeunt severally._
ACT V.
Enter FOSSILE with a vial in his hand.
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