_Town._ Now for your escape:
[_To Plotwell and Underplot._
[_They run to the door, but find it lock'd._
_Underp._ What an unlucky dog I am!
_Town._ Quick. Back to your posts. Don't move, and rely upon me. I have
still another artifice.
[_They run back to their places._
[_Exit Townley._
_Naut._ I can espy no celestial body but the sun.
_Poss._ Brother Nautilus, your eyes are somewhat dim; your sight is not
fit for astronomical observations.
_Foss._ Is the focus of the glass right? hold gentlemen, I see it; about
the bigness of Jupiter.
_Naut._ No phenomenon offers itself to my speculation.
_Poss._ Point over yonder chimney. Directly south.
_Naut._ Thitherward, begging your pardon, Dr. Possum, I affirm to be the
north.
_Foss._ East.
_Poss._ South.
_Naut._ North. Alas! what an ignorant thing is vanity! I was just making
a reflection on the ignorance of my brother Possum, in the nature of
the crocodile.
_Poss._ First, brother Nautilus, convince yourself of the composition of
the mummy.
_Naut._ I will insure your alligator from any damage. His skin I affirm
once more to be impenetrable.
[_draws his sword._
_Poss._ I will not deface any hieroglyphick.
[_Goes to the mummy with the knife._
_Foss._ I never oppose a luciferous experiment. It is the beaten highway
to truth.
[_Plotwell and Underplot leap from their places; the doctors are
frighted._]
_Foss._ Speak, I conjure thee. Art thou the ghost of some murder'd
Egyptian monarch?
_Naut._ A rational question to a mummy! But this monster can be no less
than the devil himself, for crocodiles don't walk.
Enter TOWNLEY and CLINKET.
[_Townley whispers Clinket._
_Foss._ Gentlemen, wonder at nothing within these walls; for ever since
I was married, nothing has happen'd to me in the common course of human
life.
_Clink._ Madam, without a compliment, you have a fine imagination. The
masquerade of the mummy and crocodile is extremely just; I would not rob
you of the merit of the invention, yet since you make me the compliment,
I shall be proud to take the whole contrivance of this masquerade upon
myself. [_To Townley._] Sir, be acquainted with my masqueraders.
[_To Fossile._
_Foss._ Thou female imp of Appollo, more mischievous than Circe, who fed
gentlemen of the army in a hog's-stye! What mean you by these gambols?
this mummy, this crocodile?
_Clink._ Only a little mummery, uncle?
_Fos._ What an outragious conceit is this! had you contented yourself
with the metamorphosis of Jupiter, our skill in the classicks might have
prevented our terror.
_Clink._ I glory in the fertility of my invention the more, that it is
beyond the imagination of a pagan deity. Besides, it is form'd upon the
vraysemblance; for I know you had a mummy and a crocodile to be brought
home.
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