Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Leo. (_excitedly, walking about, while Edmund takes his place by the
fire_). Is that any reason for laughing at me? I don't know anything
about hockey, but I don't laugh at Flo and Elsie for playing. As I tell
them, mutual tolerance is the only basis for family life. If I were
a large-limbed athlete they'd bow down and worship, but as I've got a
sense of beauty and no brawn they simply bully the life out of me.
Edmund. You're sure you do tolerate them?
Leo. Of course I do. I'd rather have a sister who's a football maniac
any day than a sister who's a politician. There's some beauty in
catching balls, but there's no beauty in catching votes. What I complain
of is that there's no seriousness in this house about the things that
matter.
Edmund. Such as--poetry?
Leo. Oh, now _you're_ getting at me. All right. I'm used to it. Being
serious about poetry's better than being serious about football, anyhow.
Edmund. Sonnets have their place in the scheme of things.
Leo. A high place, too.
Edmund. I agree with you in putting them above football.
Leo. Then you'll find yourself unpopular here,
Edmund. At the same time, it's possible to overdo the sonnets, Leo.
Leo. Never. Art demands all.
Edmund. My dear boy, if you're going to talk about art and temperament,
and all the other catchwords----
Leo. I'm not. I'm only asking you to tell them you believe in my genius
and then they'll drop thinking I'm making an ass of myself.
Edmund. I see. By the way, what are you making of yourself, Leo?
Leo. A poet, I hope.
Edmund. I meant for a living.
Leo. I have a weak lung.
Edmund. Is that your occupation?
Leo. It is my tragedy.
Edmund. Um.
Leo. You will speak to them for me, uncle? They'll listen to you. At
least you come from London, where people are civilized.
Edmund. Are they? In London I hold a brief for the culture of the
provinces.
Leo. You took jolly good care to get away from the provinces, yourself.
And you mustn't tell me you think Blackton is cultured.
Edmund. I heard my first Max Reger sonata in Blackton long before London
had found him.
Leo. Music's another matter.
Edmund. Yes. Your father played it to me.
Leo. Well, there you are again. Music and football are the only things
he cares about. That's just what I complain of. I've tried to raise his
tastes, but I find generally a lack of seriousness in men of his age. Of
course' there are exceptions.
Edmund. Thank you.
(_Enter Florence Whitworth, in golfing tweeds with bag, and without hat,
hair tumbled by the wind. She is a largemade girl of eighteen, supremely
healthy and athletic._)
Florence. May I hide in here?
Leo. What's there to hide from?
Florence. Eleanor Smith is tackling Elsie in the hall to play hockey for
the High School Old Girls this afternoon. When she finds Elsie won't,
she'll want to try me, so I'll keep out of the way, please.
Edmund. And why won't Elsie?
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