Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Florence. I'll come too. I wish to goodness I was playing hockey. It
won't be fun to see Jack Metherell play against us.
(_Florence at door,_)
Austin. It wasn't for fun that I transferred him.
Elsie. No. Worse. For money. You've told us that and--oh, I'd better go.
(_Exeunt Flo and Elsie._)
Austin. Go with them, Leo.
Leo. Shall I?
Austin. Please.
(_Exit Leo._)
Well, Edmund?
Edmund (_puzzled_). Well, Austin?
Austin. Now you can judge exactly how pressing my necessities are.
You've heard it all.
Edmund. Really? You've only talked football.
Austin. Football is all. I'm sorry I got in last night too late to have
a chat with you, but (_shuddering_) what I was doing yesterday is public
property this morning.
Edmund. You mean about the man Metherell?
Austin. Yes.
Edmund. I understand some other club has bought him from you. Are
footballers for sale?
Austin. Er--in a sense.
Edmund. And why have you sold him if he's a valuable man?
Austin. He's invaluable. If ever there was a one-man team, that team is
ours. I've seen the others stand around and watch Metherell win matches
by himself. But to-day money is more essential than the man.
Edmund. I'm still puzzled. Is football a business then?
Austin. Of course. That's the worst of burying yourself in London. You
never know anything. Football clubs to-day are limited companies.
Edmund. I fancy I had heard that.
Austin. Well, broadly speaking, and not so broadly either, I am the
limited company that runs Blackton Rovers. You never cared for sport.
I was always keen. In the old amateur days, I played for Blackton while
you went country walks and studied law. Football's always meant a lot to
me. It means life or death to-day.
Edmund. That's a strong way of talking about a game, Austin.
Austin. Life or death, Edmund. Blackton's been my passion. It's not a
town that's full of rich men, and the others buttoned up their pockets.
Employers of labour too, who know as well as I do that football is an
antidote to strikes, besides keeping the men in better condition by
giving them somewhere to go instead of pubs. I've poured money out like
water, but the spring's run dry and other Clubs are richer. They can buy
better players. They bought them from me.
Edmund. Have the men no choice?
Austin. Up to a point. But footballers aren't sentimentalists and rats
desert a sinking ship. The one man who stuck to me was Metherell. He's
a Blackton lad, and he liked to play for his native town. To-day, he's
gone. I made him go for the money I needed. The Club's been losing
matches. We were knocked out of the Cup Tie in the first round. Lose
to-day and Blackton Rovers go down to the second division. My Club in
the second division!
Edmund. Does that matter so much--apart from sentimental reasons?
Austin. It matters this much. That there'll never be another dividend.
The gate money for the second division game's no use to me.
Edmund. But surely, if your public's got the football habit they'll go
on coming.
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