Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; ZackBrighouse, Harold
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Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Drama; Political plays
Jack. It's a great thing to be strong and master of your strength.
Elsie. Your splendid strength! Your swiftness and your grace.
Jack. But it's a greater to be clever, and I'd give up all my strength
if I could write a poem like the one your brother wrote in the _Blackton
Evening Times_.
Elsie (_contemptuously_). Leo! That weakling.
Jack. He may be, but he's got a brain.
Elsie. You're twenty times the cleverer.
Jack. Then I'm good for something better than football. I'm up in
football now as high as I can get. I used to dream of being called
the finest player in the League. They've called me that these last two
seasons and my dream's grown bigger. I'm honoured for my play. I'd like
to gain some honour now for work.
Elsie. You've just told me football _is_ work.
Jack. I mean brain work. A footballer's a labouring man. And I want you,
Elsie. I look to you to lead me to the higher path.
Elsie (_dejectedly_). You think I can!
Jack. I know you can. You've got a fancy now for football, but it's not
your real self. You're a cultured woman.
Elsie (_interrupting_). Culture doesn't count.
Jack (_proceeding_). You've gone beyond the things that puzzle me.
You're at the other side. Why, Elsie, there are things in Browning that
I can't make out, and Walter Pater has me beat to atoms.
Elsie. Those aren't the real things, Jack.
Jack. They're real enough to be the things that made me want you. I
could pick and choose from lots of women fit to talk of football to me,
but I'm tired of football. You're the only woman who can talk to me of
other things--and you won't.
Elsie. You're tired of football!
Jack. Not of the game. Sick of the eternal jaw about it.
Elsie. Well, I'm sick of books.
Jack. You can't be that. Books last.
Elsie. Your fame will last. Books aren't the real thing.
Jack. Then what is real?
Elsie. Blood. Flesh and blood. I'd burn every book in this room for the
glory of another rush like yours when you scored your second goal
last Saturday. It may have lasted thirty seconds, but it was worth a
wilderness of books.
Jack. It was worth just half a column in the _Athletic News_.
Elsie. It's worth my love for you. It's not your brain I'm wanting,
Jack. It's you. You're splendid as you are. Don't try to hide behind a
dreary cloud of culture. It's better fun to be alive all over than to
crawl through life with a half-dead body and a half-baked mind.
Jack. Life's not all fun.
Elsie. It isn't, but it ought to be, and for you and me it's going to
be, and if you don't stop looking serious, I'll upset you by kissing you
again.
Jack. Don't do that, Elsie. It isn't right yet.
Elsie. Jack, you've a bilious conscience. It's the only part of you that
isn't gloriously fit.
Jack. Give me till I've seen your father and then perhaps you'll tire of
being kissed a long while sooner than I tire of kissing you.
Elsie It's so stupid to ask father about a thing like that. It's not his
lips you're going to kiss. It's mine.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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