Three men on the bummelJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Three men on the bummel
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Bicycle touring -- Fiction; Black Forest (Germany) -- Fiction; British -- Germany -- Fiction; Humorous stories
"I can see the sun," answered George, "quite distinctly. It may be where
it ought to be, according to you and Science, or it may not. All I know
is, that when we were down in the village, that particular hill with that
particular lump of rock upon it was due north of us. At the present
moment we are facing due east."
"You are quite right," said Harris; "I forgot for the moment that we had
turned round."
"I should get into the habit of making a note of it, if I were you,"
grumbled George; "it's a manoeuvre that will probably occur again more
than once."
We faced about, and walked in the other direction. At the end of forty
minutes' climbing we again emerged upon an opening, and again the village
lay just under our feet. On this occasion it was south of us.
"This is very extraordinary," said Harris.
"I see nothing remarkable about it," said George. "If you walk steadily
round a village it is only natural that now and then you get a glimpse of
it. Myself, I am glad to see it. It proves to me that we are not
utterly lost."
"It ought to be the other side of us," said Harris.
"It will be in another hour or so," said George, "if we keep on."
I said little myself; I was vexed with both of them; but I was glad to
notice George evidently growing cross with Harris. It was absurd of
Harris to fancy he could find the way by the sun.
"I wish I knew," said Harris, thoughtfully, "for certain whether that
bisecting line points to the north or to the south."
"I should make up my mind about it," said George; "it's an important
point."
"It's impossible it can be the north," said Harris, "and I'll tell you
why."
"You needn't trouble," said George; "I am quite prepared to believe it
isn't."
"You said just now it was," said Harris, reproachfully.
"I said nothing of the sort," retorted George. "I said you said it was--a
very different thing. If you think it isn't, let's go the other way.
It'll be a change, at all events."
So Harris worked things out according to the contrary calculation, and
again we plunged into the wood; and again after half an hour's stiff
climbing we came in view of that same village. True, we were a little
higher, and this time it lay between us and the sun.
"I think," said George, as he stood looking down at it, "this is the best
view we've had of it, as yet. There is only one other point from which
we can see it. After that, I propose we go down into it and get some
rest."
"I don't believe it's the same village," said Harris; "it can't be."
"There's no mistaking that church," said George. "But maybe it is a case
on all fours with that Prague statue. Possibly, the authorities
hereabout have had made some life-sized models of that village, and have
stuck them about the Forest to see where the thing would look best.
Anyhow, which way do we go now?"
"I don't know," said Harris, "and I don't care. I have done my best;
you've done nothing but grumble, and confuse me."
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