Three men on the bummelJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Three men on the bummel
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Bicycle touring -- Fiction; Black Forest (Germany) -- Fiction; British -- Germany -- Fiction; Humorous stories
It seemed a good idea. I felt curious myself. We agreed to explore in
different directions, returning to the summit to report progress. In
half an hour we stood together once again. There was no need for words.
The face of one and all of us announced plainly that at last we had
discovered a recess of German nature untarnished by the sordid suggestion
of food or drink.
"I should never have believed it possible," said Harris; "would you?"
"I should say," I replied, "that this is the only square quarter of a
mile in the entire Fatherland unprovided with one."
"And we three strangers have struck it," said George, "without an
effort."
"True," I observed. "By pure good fortune we are now enabled to feast
our finer senses undisturbed by appeal to our lower nature. Observe the
light upon those distant peaks; is it not ravishing?"
"Talking of nature," said George, "which should you say was the nearest
way down?"
"The road to the left," I replied, after consulting the guide book,
"takes us to Sonnensteig--where, by-the-by, I observe the 'Goldener
Adler' is well spoken of--in about two hours. The road to the right,
though somewhat longer, commands more extensive prospects."
"One prospect," said Harris, "is very much like another prospect; don't
you think so?"
"Personally," said George, "I am going by the left-hand road." And
Harris and I went after him.
But we were not to get down so soon as we had anticipated. Storms come
quickly in these regions, and before we had walked for quarter of an hour
it became a question of seeking shelter or living for the rest of the day
in soaked clothes. We decided on the former alternative, and selected a
tree that, under ordinary circumstances, should have been ample
protection. But a Black Forest thunderstorm is not an ordinary
circumstance. We consoled ourselves at first by telling each other that
at such a rate it could not last long. Next, we endeavoured to comfort
ourselves with the reflection that if it did we should soon be too wet to
fear getting wetter.
"As it turned out," said Harris, "I should have been almost glad if there
had been a restaurant up here."
"I see no advantage in being both wet _and_ hungry," said George. "I
shall give it another five minutes, then I am going on."
"These mountain solitudes," I remarked, "are very attractive in fine
weather. On a rainy day, especially if you happen to be past the age
when--"
At this point there hailed us a voice, proceeding from a stout gentleman,
who stood some fifty feet away from us under a big umbrella.
"Won't you come inside?" asked the stout gentleman.
"Inside where?" I called back. I thought at first he was one of those
fools that will try to be funny when there is nothing to be funny about.
"Inside the restaurant," he answered.
We left our shelter and made for him. We wished for further information
about this thing.
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