Three men on the bummelJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Three men on the bummel
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Bicycle touring -- Fiction; Black Forest (Germany) -- Fiction; British -- Germany -- Fiction; Humorous stories
"I did call to you from the window," said the stout gentleman, as we drew
near to him, "but I suppose you did not hear me. This storm may last for
another hour; you will get _so_ wet."
He was a kindly old gentleman; he seemed quite anxious about us.
I said: "It is very kind of you to have come out. We are not lunatics.
We have not been standing under that tree for the last half-hour knowing
all the time there was a restaurant, hidden by the trees, within twenty
yards of us. We had no idea we were anywhere near a restaurant."
"I thought maybe you hadn't," said the old gentleman; "that is why I
came."
It appeared that all the people in the inn had been watching us from the
windows also, wondering why we stood there looking miserable. If it had
not been for this nice old gentleman the fools would have remained
watching us, I suppose, for the rest of the afternoon. The landlord
excused himself by saying he thought we looked like English. It is no
figure of speech. On the Continent they do sincerely believe that every
Englishman is mad. They are as convinced of it as is every English
peasant that Frenchmen live on frogs. Even when one makes a direct
personal effort to disabuse them of the impression one is not always
successful.
It was a comfortable little restaurant, where they cooked well, while the
Tischwein was really most passable. We stopped there for a couple of
hours, and dried ourselves and fed ourselves, and talked about the view;
and just before we left an incident occurred that shows how much more
stirring in this world are the influences of evil compared with those of
good.
A traveller entered. He seemed a careworn man. He carried a brick in
his hand, tied to a piece of rope. He entered nervously and hurriedly,
closed the door carefully behind him, saw to it that it was fastened,
peered out of the window long and earnestly, and then, with a sigh of
relief, laid his brick upon the bench beside him and called for food and
drink.
There was something mysterious about the whole affair. One wondered what
he was going to do with the brick, why he had closed the door so
carefully, why he had looked so anxiously from the window; but his aspect
was too wretched to invite conversation, and we forbore, therefore, to
ask him questions. As he ate and drank he grew more cheerful, sighed
less often. Later he stretched his legs, lit an evil-smelling cigar, and
puffed in calm contentment.
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