BROXOPP (_on his own hearth—THE GREAT BROXOPP—but speaking
quietly_). I was educated at a Board school, Iris—I daresay you’ve
noticed it. I used to drop my aitches—I don’t think you’ve noticed
that—Nancy got me out of it. I wear funny clothes—partly because it
is in keeping with the name I have made for myself; partly, I daresay,
because I’ve got no taste. But, you see, at fourteen, the age at which
Jack went to Eton, I was earning my own living. I took a resolve then.
I told myself that one day I would make my name of Broxopp famous. I
made it famous. My name; Broxopp. Well, that’s all. That’s my point of
view. But don’t think I don’t see yours.
(_IRIS looks at him wonderingly and then goes over and sits by
NANCY’S side._)
IRIS. You must be very, very proud of him.
NANCY. I am, dear; he knows it.
JACK (_miserably_). Well, of course, when you talk like that, you only
make me feel an utter beast.
IRIS (_with a sigh_). The only thing is that the utter beast feeling
might pass off. Whereas the feeling about Broxopp’s Beans never will.
It’s a rotten thing to say, but I expect it’s true.
(_There is a moment’s silence, broken by the arrival of SIR ROGER
TENTERDEN. He is a magnificent-looking man, with a military
moustache and tight-fitting black tail-coat with a light
waistcoat. His manner is superb—the sort of manner that can
borrow a thousand pounds from anybody and leave the creditor with
the feeling that he has had a favour conferred upon him. He is an
intense egotist, although his company does not always realise it._
_The three BROXOPPS are distinctly overawed by him; JACK, of
course, less than the other two._)
BENHAM (_enjoying it_). Sir Roger Tenterden!
[_Exit BENHAM._
TENTERDEN. How do you do, Mrs.—ah—Broxopp? (_Metaphorically they all
stand to attention._)
NANCY. How do you do, Sir Roger?
TENTERDEN. How do, Broxopp? Ah, Jack—Iris.
NANCY. Where will you sit, Sir Roger?
TENTERDEN. Don’t trouble, I beg you. (_The best chair is ready for
him._) I shall be all right here. (_He sits down._) You will forgive
me for intruding upon you in the morning, but having just heard the
great news—well, we must congratulate each other—eh, Mrs. Broxopp?
(_He smiles pleasantly at her._)
NANCY (_smiling too_). Indeed, we must.
BROXOPP (_flattered_). That’s very good of you, Sir Roger. I need
hardly say how delighted I am that Jack and—er—your Iris should
have——
TENTERDEN. Quite so, quite so. Well, they’ve fixed it up between
themselves without consulting _us_, Mrs. Broxopp—quite right too, eh,
Iris?—eh, Jack?—(_he gives them his pleasant smile_)—but we old
people must come in at the end and have our say. Eh, Broxopp?
BROXOPP. Very glad to talk over anything you like, Sir Roger. Of
course, I should give Jack a suitable allowance——
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