_It is about four o’clock in the afternoon. Hidden away in a big
arm-chair sits NORAH FIELD, deep in a book. She is about twenty, wears
a very short tweed skirt and very serviceable country shoes, has very
decided opinions, and no hesitation at all about expressing them.
RONNY DERWENT comes in. RONNY is also twenty, but younger than NORAH,
and with no views on life other than that one’s hair ought to be kept
well down. Without seeing NORAH, he rings the bell, and lights a
cigarette while waiting for BENHAM to attend to him._
_Enter BENHAM_
* * * * *
RONNY. Oh, I want a whisky and soda, please, Benham.
BENHAM. Yes, sir.
NORAH (_from her chair_). You don’t really want one, Ronny.
RONNY. Good Lord! I didn’t know you were there.
NORAH. Mr. Derwent won’t have a whisky and soda, Benham; you can get
him a glass of water if he’s thirsty.
RONNY. Look here, Norah—— (_She looks at him, and he ends up
weakly_) Oh, very well.
BENHAM. Will you have the glass of water, sir?
RONNY (_sulkily_). No, thanks.
BENHAM. Thank you, sir.
[_BENHAM goes out._
RONNY. I didn’t know you were here, Norah. All the same, I don’t know
why I shouldn’t have a drink if I want one.
NORAH. I can’t stand the way you children are always wanting to drink.
You’ve done nothing to make you thirsty.
RONNY. If you knew a bit more, you’d know that it’s doing nothing that
makes you thirsty. Talk to me and I’ll struggle on without it. What
are you reading?
NORAH. Nobody you’ve ever heard of, Ronny. A man called Meredith.
RONNY. Oh! Any good?
NORAH (_looking at him with a smile_). In his way. A different way
from the _Winning Post_, you know.
RONNY (_wanting to be fair_). Oh, well, there’s no accounting for
tastes. Now, what do you think I found old man Chillingham reading
last night?
NORAH (_returning to her book_). Don’t know.
RONNY. _Broxoppiana_. Ever heard of it?
NORAH. I’ve seen it on the bookstalls.
RONNY. _Broxoppiana_. That’s the name of the heroine, I suppose. And
no better than she should be, if you ask _me_, because, when old man
Chillingham saw I was looking, he slipped the book into his pocket and
pretended to be very busy over another one.
NORAH. And I suppose you looked over his shoulder and found out what
that one was too?
RONNY. Well, if you want to know, I didn’t. I knew what it was
without looking over his shoulder. It was _The Science of Dry Fly
Fishing_. Old man Chillingham trying to be a sportsman in his old age.
NORAH (_shutting her book_). I think you had better have that whisky
and soda, Ronny; at any rate, it will prevent you trying to discuss
your host with another of his guests.
RONNY. Rot, old girl. Jack’s my host.
NORAH. This is not Jack’s house.
RONNY. Then why did Iris write to me as if it was? “Dear Ronny, do
come and spend a few days with us.—Yours sincerely, Iris
Chillingham.” How’s that, eh?
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