ANNE (_with interest_). Leonard, do you always arrange something
fascinating like this when you elope? I think it’s so romantic of you.
But don’t you think that the mere running away is enough just at
first? Leaving the fogs and the frets of England, the weariness and
the coldness of it, and escaping together to the warm, blue,
sun-filled South—isn’t that romantic enough? Why drag in a mysterious
and impossible inn, a mysterious and impossible Mr. Latimer? You
should have kept them for afterwards; for the time when the poetry was
wearing out, and we were beginning to get used to each other.
LEONARD. My dear girl, what _are_ you driving at? I say again—do you
really think that I _arranged_ all this?
ANNE. Well, somebody did.
(_The two Footmen and the two Chambermaids come in and take up
positions on each side of the table. They are followed by
DOMINIC._)
DOMINIC. Mr. Latimer!
(_MR. LATIMER comes in, looks at the visitors, goes off
absent-mindedly with DOMINIC and his Staff, and then comes
apologetically back again._)
LATIMER. Good evening!
(_He bows with an air; an airy gentleman, neither young nor old,
dressed rather fantastically as regards his tie and his
dinner-jacket and the flower in his button-hole, and enjoying
impishly every word of it._)
LEONARD. Good evening. Er——
LATIMER (_confidentially_). You will forgive me for being announced in
my own house, but I find that it saves so much trouble. If I had just
come in and said, “I am Mr. Latimer,” then _you_ would have had to
say, “And I am—er—So-and-so, and this is—er——” Exactly. I mean we
can get on so much better without names. But of course——
LEONARD. You will excuse me, sir, but——
LATIMER (_going happily on_). But of course, as you were just going to
say, we must call each other _something_. (_Thoughtfully_) I think I
shall call you Leonard. There is something about you—forgive the
liberty—something Leonardish. (_With a very sweet smile to ANNE_) I
am sure you agree with me.
ANNE. I am wondering whether this is really happening, or whether I am
dreaming it.
LATIMER (_his back to LEONARD_). And Leonard isn’t wondering at all;
he is just tapping his forehead with a great deal of expression.
(_LEONARD, who was doing this, stops in some confusion._)
LEONARD (_coldly_). I think we have had enough of this, Mr. Latimer. I
was giving you the benefit of the doubt. If you are not mad, then I
will ask you for some other explanation of all this nonsense.
LATIMER (_sniffing at the flower in his button-hole_). An impetuous
character, Leonard. It must be so obvious to everybody else in the
room that an explanation will be forthcoming. But why not a friendly
explanation following a friendly supper?
ANNE. Are we your guests?
LATIMER. Please.
ANNE. Thank you.
LATIMER. But there is still this question of names. Now we agreed
about Leonard——
ANNE (_looking at him fearlessly_). My name is Anne.
LATIMER. Thank you, Miss Anne.
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