Three plays : $b Lawing and jawing; Forty yards; WoofingHurston, Zora Neale
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Three plays : $b Lawing and jawing; Forty yards; Woofing
Hurston, Zora Neale
African Americans -- Drama
Cliff
Man, this ain't no fighting weather. Ha, ha, ha! Did yo' think I was mad
sho' nuff? Yo' can't fight me. They's got to be runnin' before fightin'
and they's got to be plenty _good_ runnin' before dis fight comes off.
Man
All right now. Yo' leave me alone and I'm a _good_ man. I'm just like an
old shoe. If yo' rain on me and cool me off I'm soft! If yo' shine on me
and git me hot, I'm hard.
(He drops the stick and exits)
(Cliff is shaking all over. He looks
after the Man to be sure he is gone)
Good Black
Kah, kah, kah. Whut yo' so scarred about? De way yo' was talkin' I
though yo' was mad enough to fight.
Cliff
I was. I gits hot real quick! But I'm very easy cooled when de man I'm
mad wid is bigger'n me.
(He drops into his seat, wiping his
face)
Man did yo' see how he grabbed up dat check? He done skeered me into a
three-week's spasm!
Good Black's Wife
Good Black, dese clothes is still waiting.
Good Black
Well, let 'em wait on, I done tole yo' once. Yo' kind run yo' mouf but
yo' can't run my business.
(Enter a PRETTY GIRL. She strolls
happily across without stopping. Good
Black pretends to cough)
Good Black
Who is dat?
Girl
(Turns and glares at him)
My old man got something for dat cough yo' got.
Cliff
Dat's right, tell dese old mullet hear married men to mind they own
business. Now, take _me_ for instance. I'm a much-right man.
(Gets up and approaches her
flirtatiously)
I didn't quite git yo' name straight. Yo' better tell it to me again.
Girl
My name is Bee Ethel, turned round to Jones.
Cliff
(Flirtatiously)
Yo' pretty lil ole ground angel yo'? Where did yo' come from?
Bee Ethel
Detroit. Yo' like me?
Cliff
Do I lak yo'? I love yo' just lak God loves Gabriel, and dat's his best
angel. Go 'head and say somethin'. I jus' love to hear yo' talk.
Bee Ethel
Gimme five dollars. I need some stockings.
Cliff
_Now_ Mama, dis ain't Gimme, Ga. Dis is Waycross. I'm just lak de
cemetery. I takes in but never no put out. I ain't puttin' out nothin'
but old folks eyes--and I don't do that till they's dead. Run
long, mama.
(The girl exits and he resumes his
seat)
Cliff
Come on, Good Black, lemme wrap dis checker roun yo' neck.
Good Black
Gimme time, gimme time! Don't try to rush me.
(He begins same business of figuring
out moves and scratching his head)
(Enter two or three girls and fellows.
The girls are dressed in cool summer
dresses, but nothing elaborate)
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