Three Plays by Brieux: With a Preface by Bernard ShawBrieux, Eugène
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Three Plays by Brieux: With a Preface by Bernard Shaw
Brieux, Eugène
French drama -- Translations into English
ANTONIN [_in a tone of mild reproach_] M. Dupont, this is very
annoying. Here are my parents coming to me to complain that you have
called them swindlers. I must say it’s pretty hard on me if I can’t
even spend a Sunday in the country in peace. From the moment you arrive
on Saturday night you begin quarrelling. And now—swindlers! Come, come,
M. Dupont, that’s not the sort of name one calls people, is it? They
are very angry, and I don’t blame them.
DUPONT. Oh, it was really nothing.
ANTONIN. Maman is furious.
DUPONT. That’s absurd of her. You know what it is when people begin
disputing; one word leads to another, and one says things one only half
believes. However, to show how reasonable I am, I will go and make my
apologies to Madame Mairaut. [_To Madame Dupont_] Come, my dear: you
must do the talking.
ANTONIN. If you put yourself in my place, you will see how unpleasant
this kind of thing is.
DUPONT [_with dignity_] Quite so. [_He and Madame Dupont turn towards
the door_].
ANTONIN [_calling them back_] Here are M. and Madame Pouchelet. Wait.
[_He goes to the door and calls to his parents_] Maman! They’re here,
and M. Dupont wants to apologize. It was a misunderstanding, and please
don’t let’s have any quarrelling before visitors. [_To Julie_] Go and
help them to get their things off.
_Julie goes out to welcome the arrivals. M. and Madame Mairaut come
in at the same moment as M. and Madame Pouchelet, Julie helping the
latter to take off their wraps. M. Pouchelet is in evening dress,
Madame Pouchelet in a ball dress._
JULIE. How good of you to come. My husband and I are so delighted.
POUCHELET. I promised your husband we would look in. Otherwise we
should have gone straight home. The Préfet kept us longer than we
wished, and we neither of us like late hours. We can only stay a moment.
MME. MAIRAUT [_pushing forward a chair for Madame Pouchelet_] Won’t you
sit down?
ANTONIN [_to Pouchelet_] Naturally the Préfet was only too glad to get
you to come.
POUCHELET. Yes. There is a scheme on foot for reclassifying the roads
in the Department.
ANTONIN [_with an assumption of great interest_] Really!
MME. MAIRAUT [_following suit_] Reclassifying the roads. Most
interesting.
ANTONIN. It is a matter of the greatest importance. And you, of course,
are the very man to give him the necessary information.
POUCHELET [_pompously_] I flatter myself I do know something of the
subject.
DUPONT. It is a question I have also had a great deal to do with.
Twelve years ago I printed—
POUCHELET. I intend to make—
DUPONT. No; it was thirteen—
MME. MAIRAUT [_to her husband_] Listen, dear: M. Pouchelet is speaking.
MAIRAUT. Yes, yes; I am listening.
POUCHELET. I intend to make an important speech on the subject at the
Council. But you will read the report in the papers.
ANTONIN. I should think so. We must not miss that, Julie, must we?
POUCHELET. Oh, madame, I’m afraid my speech is not likely to interest
you.
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