Three Plays by Brieux: With a Preface by Bernard ShawBrieux, Eugène
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Three Plays by Brieux: With a Preface by Bernard Shaw
Brieux, Eugène
French drama -- Translations into English
SCH. Yes, monsieur. My husband and I had arranged our expenses
carefully. On the evening of the day we were paid our salary we used
to divide the money into little portions and put them away. So much
for rent, so much for food, so much for clothing. We just managed
to get along by being most careful; and several times we cut down
expenses it didn’t seem possible to cut down. A third child coming
upset everything. We couldn’t have lived. We should all have starved.
Besides, the inspectors and directresses don’t like us to have many
children, especially if we nurse them ourselves. They told me to hide
myself when I was suckling the last one. I only had ten minutes to do
it in, at the recreations at ten o’clock and at two o’clock; and when
my mother brought baby to me I had to shut myself up with him in a dark
closet.
PRES. All that’s irrelevant.
COUN. DEF. No, M. le président, it ought to be known here how the
State, which preaches increase of the population, treats its employés
when they have children.
PRES [_furious_] You have no right to speak. [_To the schoolmistress_]
Have you anything more to say?
SCH. No, M. le président.
PRES. Then sit down. Tupin, stand up.
TUPIN [_a working man, mean and wretched_] After you, Calvon.
PRES. What! _What_ did you say?
TUPIN. I said ‘After you, Calvon.’ Calvon’s your name, isn’t it?
PRES. I warn you I shall not stand any insolence from you.
TUPIN. I say to you ‘After you, Calvon,’ as you say to me ‘Tupin, stand
up.’ If that’s insolence, I didn’t begin it.
PRES. I shall have you turned out of the court. Stand up.
TUPIN [_standing_] There: I’m very glad to. It’ll take the stiffness
out of my legs.
PRES. Your profession?
TUPIN. Electrician.
PRES. You were once. It is a long time since you worked regularly.
TUPIN. I can’t get work.
PRES. Because you look for it in the public house. The police reports
about you are most unfavorable.
TUPIN. I never liked the police: I’m not surprised they don’t like me.
[_Laughter from the audience_].
PRES. Silence! or I shall clear the court. [_To Tupin_] The name of
your wife, Eugénie Tupin, has been found in the papers of the woman
Thomas. Where is the woman Tupin? Stand up. [_To Tupin_] That will do,
sit down. You attempted to conceal her from the police.
TUPIN. I thought they were not good company for her.
PRES [_pretending not to hear and consulting his notes_] You gave
yourself up and declared that you yourself took her to this woman’s
house.
TUPIN. You speak like a book.
PRES. You persistently accused yourself. Did you want to go to prison?
TUPIN. It’s not a bad place. One’s warm, and there’s food at every
meal.
PRES. It is true that prison diet is better than your everyday fare.
TUPIN. Now you’re talking.
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