Soldiers -- Fiction; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
At one place they flattened themselves against the wet flap of a tent
and saluted as an officer passed waving a little cane jauntily.
“How long does a fellow usually stay in these rest camps?” asked
Fuselli.
“Depends on what's goin' on out there,” said Tub, pointing carelessly to
the sky beyond the peaks of the tents.
“You'll leave here soon enough. Don't you worry, buddy,” said the man
with the nervous voice. “What you in?”
“Medical Replacement Unit.”
“A medic are you? Those boys didn't last long at the Chateau, did they,
Tub?”
“No, they didn't.”
Something inside Fuselli was protesting; “I'll last out though. I'll
last out though.”
“Do you remember the fellers went out to get poor ole Corporal Jones,
Tub? I'll be goddamned if anybody ever found a button of their pants.”
He laughed his creaky little laugh. “They got in the way of a torpedo.”
The “wet” canteen was full of smoke and a cosy steam of beer. It was
crowded with red-faced men, with shiny brass buttons on their khaki
uniforms, among whom was a good sprinkling of lanky Americans.
“Tommies,” said Fuselli to himself.
After standing in line a while, Fuselli's cup was handed back to him
across the counter, foaming with beer.
“Hello, Fuselli,” Meadville clapped him on the shoulder. “You found the
liquor pretty damn quick, looks like to me.”
Fuselli laughed.
“May I sit with you fellers?”
“Sure, come along,” said Fuselli proudly, “these guys have been to the
front.”
“You have?” asked Meadville. “The Huns are pretty good scrappers, they
say. Tell me, do you use your rifle much, or is it mostly big gun work?”
“Naw; after all the months I spent learnin' how to drill with my goddam
rifle, I'll be a sucker if I've used it once. I'm in the grenade squad.”
Someone at the end of the room had started singing:
“O Mademerselle from Armenteers, Parley voo!”
The man with the nervous voice went on talking, while the song roared
about them.
“I don't spend a night without thinkin' o' them funny helmets the
Fritzies wear. Have you ever thought that there was something goddam
funny about the shape o' them helmets?”
“Can the helmets, kid,” said his friend. “You told us all about them
onct.”
“I ain't told you why I can't forgit 'em, have I?”
“A German officer crossed the Rhine;
Parley voo?
A German officer crossed the Rhine;
He loved the women and liked the wine;
Hanky Panky, parley voo.... ”
“Listen to this, fellers,” said the man in his twitching nervous voice,
staring straight into Fuselli's eyes. “We made a little attack to
straighten out our trenches a bit just before I got winged. Our barrage
cut off a bit of Fritzie's trench an' we ran right ahead juss about dawn
an' occupied it. I'll be goddamned if it wasn't as quiet as a Sunday
morning at home.”
“It was!” said his friend.
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