to have everything condensed and excluded from air, and to know that
what I am swallowing is good and wholesome, anyway.”
“That’s all very well,” replied Ross, flinging fir-needles into the
stream, “but it’s very much overdone. Compression is all very well,
too, but when you come to certain foods and salts which, to begin with,
are indigestible and often quite insoluble in the stomach, and you
compress them to so small a compass that they are as hard as steel,
where are you? One swallows a good dinner, as one thinks, yet most of
it has gone; no stomach, not even that of an ostrich, could digest it.
One tries to realise what a delicious dinner it was, yet no stretch
of imagination can overlook the fact that one gets desperately hungry
quicker than one should. Now, notwithstanding all the science displayed
on my recent meal, I am sure I could eat, enjoy, _and_ digest, a thick,
juicy steak from that salmon there which is just turning a somersault.
Oh yes, hold up your hand in disgust! I’m not going to fly in the face
of custom, because I’m quite aware that the salmon’s great and much
revered ancestor might at some time have swallowed a fly or a worm that
had on it a parasite or some injurious microbe, and therefore, because
of this awful occurrence to its great grandparent thrice removed, it
cannot be eaten without being first dried, sterilised, compressed, and
enclosed in a little antiseptic capsule in which it is guaranteed to
remain, if need be, fresh and pure till the crack of doom, when it may
joyfully rise and meet its family as a pure and wholesome fish. I am
tired of it all! and as I said before I think science, hygiene, and
all the other aids to existence are so much overdone that there will
soon be a reaction, or my name’s not Ross Ainley,” and disgusted Ross
rolled back again and lay looking up at his ship, a beautiful aluminium
vessel, dipping and curtseying to the rippling breeze as if she were
breasting an incoming tide.
Gilbert laughed and exclaimed, “You’re like old Alexander of ancient
fame—paying the penalty of an inordinate desire for conquest. You are
on the top rung of the ladder and because there is no higher rung to
step upon you are disgusted with everything. But who’s that coming?” he
suddenly broke off to exclaim, at the same time pointing to a sparkle
on the horizon caused by the sun’s glinting on an approaching airship.
Instantly the blues and banter vanished, and they watched with interest
the new-comer fly over their heads at great speed, then seeing their
vessels below, immediately pull up, and a man looked over the side and
shouted, “Hallo! Ainley; how are you?”
“Splendid, Oakland. Come down and have a chat; I’ve not seen you for
many a month!” answered Ross.
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