"I don't know how many times he told me a bull had more brains than a
horse, but less then a jackass. He said bullfightin' wasn't a sport,
even if the bull got a man sometimes: and he had the idea the worst
thing was the four or five horses, that ever' bull killed, took with
'im. They had some bloodless bullfights in California, and the nut
colonies out there like it so good, first thing you know, we really had
it. It came to East Tennessee 'cause this was one of the biggest
cattle-raisin' sections, before the Lakes took the grazin' land."
"Surely, Stonecypher, you--"
"My father always claimed if the bullfighters were near as brave as they
said, they'd take on a really intelligent animal sometimes, like a
man-eatin' tiger. He even thought a man was mentalill to fight a bull in
the first place." Stonecypher grinned. "No, you don't need to worry
about me, ringmaster. I hate to admit it, but the old man is the one who
was mentalill."
Oswell revealed all of his steel teeth in a broad smile. "You had me
worried!" he wheezed. "Now, your offer."
"I'll go even better," Stonecypher said, "just to show how set I am on
gettin' back in the business. If Moe's not brave, I got two yearlin's
you can have for free."
"How generous! You've reassured me, Stonecypher. I have confidence, now,
that the show will be a great success! I must go! You have no conception
of the life a ringmaster leads before a fight. I won't require a written
guarantee. I trust you, Stonecypher! See you tomorrow, I hope! I never
liked July. If the Government would only make more Lakes, it might cool
off! I hope--"
The whir of the red butterflier's wings terminated Oswell's discourse.
With a face like a gored bullkiller, Stonecypher watched the
ringmaster's departure. Another butterflier hovered above the mountain.
This one was green and gold with the canopy pushed back and a glint of
twin lenses in the cockpit.
Will appeared at Stonecypher's side. He spat in a long arc and said,
"That's a new one, ain't it, peepin' from a butterfly? I reckon L. Dan
never got kilt in that other duel like I hoped he would. You want us to
git you outa this, Stonecypher?"
"No, Will."
"We can see you git to the Smokies. The Givernment'll never find you
down in there."
"I'll be all right, Will. If he does kill me, take care of Catriona. And
look after the calf records."
"Sure thang."
Stonecypher walked slowly toward Catriona's open-topped sunbathing tent.
DANSE MACABRE
Duelmaster R. Smith adjusted his black tam. "Do not touch your shooting
hand to your weapon until the buzzer sounds," he instructed. "Otherwise,
the weapon may be carried as you wish. At the slightest infringement of
the rules, a robot gun will kill you. If you have any elaborate last
words, say them now; because the pen is soundproof." He laughed an
obviously much rehearsed laugh.
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