"Appaloosa mules," Stonecypher said.
Catriona jumped from the seat of the mowing machine. Dan stared.
Compared to the standard woman of the Manly Age who, by dieting,
posturing, and exercise from childhood, transformed herself into a
small, thin, dominated creature, Catriona constituted a separate
species. She was taller than Dan, slightly plump, and her hair could
have been classed as either red or blonde. Green overalls became her
better than they did Stonecypher. With no trace of a smile on face or in
voice, Stonecypher said, "L. Dan, meet Catriona."
* * * * *
Like a hypnopath's victim, Dan walked to Catriona. He looked up at her
and whispered, but too loudly. Stonecypher heard. His hands clamped on
the hobbyist's neck and jerked. Dan smashed in the grass with sufficient
force to loosen the snaps of his armor. He rolled to his feet and swung
his staff.
Stonecypher's left hand snatched the staff. His right fist collided with
Dan's square jaw. Glaring down at the hobbyist, Stonecypher gripped the
staff and rotated thick wrists outward. The tough plastic popped when it
broke.
Scuttling backward, Dan regained his feet. "You inhuman brute!" he
growled. "I intended to pay for her!"
"My wife's not for sale either," Stonecypher said. "You know how to
fly."
Dan thrust out a coated tongue and made a noise with it. In a memorized
singsong, he declared, "I challenge you to a duel, in accordance with
the laws of the Government, to be fought in the nearest duelpen at the
earliest possible hour."
"Stony, don't!" Catriona protested. "He's not wo'th it!"
Stonecypher smiled at her. "Have to follow the law," he said. He
extended his tongue, blurted, and announced, "As required by the
Government, I accept your challenge."
"We'll record it!" Dan snapped. He stalked toward the green and gold
butterflier parked in a field of seedling Sudan grass. Horns rattled on
the concrete rails of the paddock.
"Burstaard!" the bull bellowed.
Dan shied and trampled young grass under sandaled feet. His loosened
cuirass clattered rhythmically. Raising the canopy of the butterflier,
he slid out the radioak and started typing. Stonecypher and Catriona
approached the hobbyist. Catriona said, "This is cowa'dly! Stony nevah
fought a duel in his life. He won't have a chance!"
"You'll see me soon then, woman. Where'd you get all that equipment? You
look like something in a circus."
"Ah used to be in a cahnival," Catriona said. She kept Stonecypher in
place with a plump arm across his chest. "That's wheah you belong," she
told Dan. "That's all you'ah good fo'."
"Watch how you address a man, woman," Dan snarled, "or you'll end in the
duelpen, too."
Stonecypher snatched the sheet from the typer. The request read:
Duelmaster R. Smith, Watauga Duelpen, Highland Park, Tennessee.
L. Dan challenges M. Stonecypher. Cause: Interference with
basic amatory rights. July 1. 11:21 amest.
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