Tin-types taken in the streets of New York : $b a series of stories and sketches portraying many singular phases of metropolitan lifeQuigg, Lemuel Ely
General
Tin-types taken in the streets of New York : $b a series of stories and sketches portraying many singular phases of metropolitan life
Quigg, Lemuel Ely
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The arrival of Mr. O'Fake and the Dwarf completed the council, which
proceeded promptly to business. Runty took the chair, and in a few
earnest and well-chosen words, he dispatched the Ossified Man for a
pitcher of beer. The transaction of other routine business occupied the
attention of the council for a brief while, but it soon gave way to the
pressing business of the hour. This came in the shape of a resolution
presented by Mr. O'Fake, in these words:
_Whereas_, Mr. T. Scollop, manager of the Universal Dime Museum of
Natural Wonders, has seen fit to involve our honorable profession
in disgrace by the employment for exhibition as an Animated Freak
of Grandmother Cruncher, so called; and,
_Whereas_, The said Grandmother Cruncher is not a member of this
Honorable Brotherhood, nor a Freak, but merely a person of vulgar
notoriety; and,
_Whereas_, The said employment by the said T. Scollop of the said
Female is in violation of Paragraph 13 of Article 210 of Section
306 of Chapter 194 of Book 8 of the Constitution and By-Laws of
this Honorable Brotherhood, therefore be it,
RESOLVED, That a committee of three members of this Council be
appointed by the Grand Worthy Sublime and Mighty Past High Master
to see the said T. Scollop and to inform him of the displeasure
which his course herein set forth has excited in this Council, and
to insist upon the immediate discharge of the said Cruncher.
"Wid the Chair's permission," said Mr. O'Fake, when his resolutions had
been read, "I will spake a worrud wid regard to the riserlooshuns. Sor,
I hav no apolergy to make for thim riserlooshuns. They manes business.
We are threatened, sor, wid a didly pur'l. It has not come upon us uv a
sudden, sor, not to wanst. It is a repetition, sor, av an ould offince,
an' I am here, sor, in this reshpicted prisence, sor, to say that the
toime has come fer this Brotherhood to make its power filt!"
Mr. O'Fake brought his clinched fist down upon the back of the Chair in
front of him with a smart tap and looked proudly at the admiring faces
of his fellow-members. Mr. O'Fake was eminent for his attainments as a
speaker, and well he knew it. A murmur of applause broke out as he
stopped, but he stilled it with a majestic wave of the hand.
"Sor," he continued, "I am wan av those which belaves that the managers
nades a lesson. They nades to be towld, sor, that Frakes is not dogs.
They have gone on in their coorse--"
At this point a shrill "Mr. Cheerman!" sounded out from the rear of the
hall, and to the great indignation of Mr. O'Fake and to everybody else's
surprise, Mr. Duffer Leech, the Man with the Phenomenal Skull, was
observed to be standing with his arm lifted and his index finger
extended towards the Chair.
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