It was a June day and the orioles gurgled their warm nesting notes in
the maples. The boys in the gallery searched the surface of the quiet
assembly for points of interest; only here and there nodding heads,
wavering fans, glazed, abstracted eyes. They twisted and yawned. What to
them were brethren in unity, or the exegesis of a text, as if one were
to count and classify, prickle by prickle, to no purpose the irritating
points of a chestnut burr? The sermon drowsed to its close. The choir
and Albion rose. It was an outworn sight now, little more curious than
Monday morning. The sunlight shone through the side windows, slanting
down over the young, worldly and impatient, and one selected ray fell on
Jay Dee's hair with spiritual radiance, and on Albion's red face, turned
choirward for a testimony.
Suddenly Albion gave a guttural shout. He turned, he grasped Jay Dee's
collar, dragged him headlong into the aisle, and shook him to and fro,
protesting, “You stuck me! I'll teach you!”
His red face worked with passion; Jay Dee's venerable head bobbed,
helpless, mild, piteous. The choir broke down. The minister rose with
lifted hands and open mouth, the gallery in revelry, the body of
the church in exclamatory confusion. Albion saw outstretched hands
approaching, left his enemy, and hat in hand strode down the aisle with
red, glowering face, testifying, “He stuck me.”
Jay Dee sat on the floor, his meek head swaying dizzily.
On Monday morning Albion set out for Hamilton down the narrow valley
of the Pilgrim River. The sudden hills hid him and his purposes from
Ramoth. He came in time to sit in the office of Simeon Ballister, and
Simeon's eyes gleamed. He took notes and snuffed the battle afar.
“Ha! Witnesses to pin protruding from coat in region adjoining haunch.
Hum! Affidavits to actual puncture of inflamed character, arguing
possibly venom of pin. Ha! Hum! Motive of concurrent animosity. A very
respectable case. I will come up and see your witnesses--Ha!--in a day
or two. Good morning.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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