Tirzah Ann's summer trip, and other sketchesHolley, Marietta
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Tirzah Ann's summer trip, and other sketches
Holley, Marietta
American fiction -- 19th century
So when we got set down to the table, Sylphina gave him a real firm look
and he give a kind of a low groan, and shet up his eyes, and Sylphina and
me and Josiah put on a becomin’ look for the occasion, and shet up our’n,
when, all of a sudden, Alzina Ann, she never asked a blessin’ in her own
house, and forgot other folks did, leastways that Nathen did. Alzina Ann,
I say, spoke out in a real loud, admirin’ tone, and says she:
“There! I will say it I never see such beautiful knives as them be, in my
hull life. White-handled knives is suthin’ I always wanted to own, and
always thought I would own. But never did I see any that wus so perfectly
beautiful as these ’ere.”
And she held out her knife at arm’s length, and looked at it admirin’ly,
and almost rapturously.
Nathen looked bad—dretful bad, but we didn’t none on us reply to her, and
she seemed to sort o’ quiet down, and Sylphina gave Nathen another look,
and he bent his head, and shet up his eyes agin, and she, and me and
Josiah shet up our’n. And Nathen wus just a-beginnin’ agin, when Alzina
Ann broke out afresh, and says:
“What wouldn’t I give, if I could own some knives like them? What a proud
and happy woman it would make me.”
That roasted us all up agin, and never did I see—unless it wus on a
funeral occasion—a face look as Nathen’s face looked. Nobody could have
blamed him if he had gin up, then, and not made another effert. But
Sylphina, bein’ so awful determined to do jist right, and start right in
the married life, she winked to Nathen agin, a real sharp and encouragin’
wink, and shet up her eyes, and Josiah and I done as she done, and shet
up our’n.
And Nathen (feelin’ as if he _must_ sink,) got all ready to begin agin.
He had jest got his mouth opened, when says Alzina Ann, in that rapturous
way of her’n:
“Do tell me, Sylphina, how much did you give for these knives, and where
did you get ’em?”
Then it wus Sylphina’s turn to feel as if she must sink, for being so
proud sperited, it wus like pullin’ out a sound tooth, to tell Alzina
Ann they wus borrowed. But bein’ so set in tryin’ to do right, she would
have up and told her. But I, feelin’ sorry for her, branched right off,
and asked Nathen “if he lived out to vote Republican, or Democrat, or
Greenback.” So we had no blessin’ asked after all, that day.
Sylphina sithed, and went to pourin’ out the tea. And Nathen brightened
up and said, “if things turned out with him as he hoped they would that
fall, he calculated to vote for old Peter Cooper.”
I could see from his mean, that Josiah was gettin’ kinder sick of Alzina
Ann, and (though I hain’t got a jealous hair in hull of my back hair and
foretop) I didn’t care a mite if he wuz. But, truly, werse wus to come.
After supper, Josiah and me wus a-settin’ in the spare-room, close to the
winder, a-lookin’ through Sylphina’s album; when we heered Alzina Ann and
Sylphina, out under the winder, a-lookin’ at Sylphina’s peary bed, and
Alzina Ann was a talkin’, and says she:
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