Tirzah Ann's summer trip, and other sketchesHolley, Marietta
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Tirzah Ann's summer trip, and other sketches
Holley, Marietta
American fiction -- 19th century
I must say, that, as I heard her go on, I couldn’t help askin’ myself
this mathematical question, and doin’ in my mind, this little sum in
figures:
“Samantha, ort from ort, leaves how many? And how many to carry?”
And though I answered myself, calmly and firmly, “ort,” still I realized
that figures wus made to differ from each other in value and glory, from
figure one, clear up to figure nine, and “orts,” unbeknown to them. And
if sister Doodle wouldn’t never be killed for knowin’ too much, still
she was a clever critter, and what little sense she had run to goodness,
and that is more than could be said of some folks’ essense; some runs to
meanness every mite of it.
I was jest a thinkin’ this over, as I finished up my last pie; and I
washed my hands at the sink, and went and carried ’em out, and put ’em
into the oven. And, as I did so, I said, “Good-mornin’, Mr. Cypher,” in
jest as friendly and sympathizin’ a way as them words wus ever said. I
then went and done up the dress and veil ready for him and laid them on
the table. And, thinkin’ that I must say sumthin’ to comfort him up, I
says to him, in consolin’ axents, “That she was a likely wemen, and I
dared presume to say, was better off than she was here.”
But though my words wus said with such a good motive, he didn’t seem to
like ’em, and he spoke right up, and says he:
“I don’t know about that, I don’t know about her bein’ better off. It was
only a year ago, last winter, that I bought her a new calico dress, and
carried it home to her unexpected. And on her last sickness, she took it
into her head that she could eat some chicken, and, though we had half a
barrel of pork in the house, I went right out that same day and killed a
hen. I done well by her, and I don’t know about her bein’ better off, I
don’t know about it.”
I heerd my pies a sizzlin’ over in the oven, and I hastened to their
relief. And while I wus a turnin’ ’em round, Solemen took the bundle
offer the table and started off. The widder, that clever criter, went to
the door with him. She said sumthin’ to him, I couldn’t really hear what
it wus, as I wus turnin’ my last pie, as she said it, but I heard his
last words, as he went down the stept. They wus:
“I feel better, widder, I feel better than I did feel.”
THE WIDDER DOODLE’S COURTSHIP.
It was about six weeks after Nancy Cyphers’es death. It was a lovely
September mernin’, in the fall of the year when I waked up, and opened
my eyes at about 5 o’clock, A. M., in the forenoon. The bedroom bein’
on the back of the house, and secure from intruders, we wusn’t never
particular to lower and put down the curtains. And I could see a levely
picture between the fold of snowy white cotten cloth, edged with a deep,
beautiful net and fringe of my own makin’, that wus tied gracefully back
on each side of the winder with a cord and tassel (also of my own makin’).
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