If you was a real birdie, Mrs. Gilman, or even a chicken, you might
perch on the side of that box. To sleep in that position would be
dangerous; dream of falling sure and might not be all a dream, and
then, Mr. Boggs would be startled from his slumbers. Poor man! We do
pity him! Six feet two inches tall; too much to get all of himself
fixed in a comfortable position at one time. Now bolt upright on a
chair, now stretched out on the floor, now doubled up; and now he is on
two chairs looking like the last grasshopper of the raid. Hush! Lizzie,
you'll disturb the thirteen sleepers.
Mr. Lewis has turned the soft side of a chair up for a pillow before
the stove, and list--he snores a dreamy snore of home-sweet-ho-om-me.
Mr. Truesdale is rather fidgety, snugly tucked in behind the stove on a
pile of kindling wood. I'm afraid he will black his ears on the pots
and kettles that serve as a back ground for his head, but better that
than nothing. Am afraid Mr. Newell, who is seated on an inverted wooden
pail, will loose his head in the wood-box, for want of a head rest, if
he doesn't stop nodding so far back.
Hold tight to your book, Mr. N., you may wake again and read a few more
words of Kathrina.
Here, Laura, get up and let your little sister, Verdie, lie down on the
bed. "That table is better to eat off than sleep on," Lizzie says, and
crawls down to claim a part of my wagon seat in which I have been
driving my thoughts along with pencil and paper, and by way of a jog,
give the stove a punch with a stick of wood, every now and then;
casting a sly glance to see if the old lady looks cross in her sleep,
because we are burning all her dry wood up, and dry wood is a rather
scarce article just now. But can't be helped. The feathery side of
these boards are down, the covers all wet in the other room, and these
sleepers must be kept warm.
Roll over, Mr. Lewis, and give Mrs. Ross room whereon to place her feet
and take a little sleep! Now Mrs. R.'s feet are not large if she does
weigh over two hundred pounds; small a plenty; but not quite as small
as the unoccupied space, that's all.
Well, it's Monday now, 'tis one o'clock, dear me; wonder what ails my
eyes; feels like there's sand in them. I wink, and wink, but the
oftener, the longer. Do believe I'm getting sleepy too! What will I do?
To sleep here would insure a nod over on the stove; no room on the
floor without danger of kicks from booted sleepers. Lizzie, says, "Get
up on the table, Sims," it will hold a little thing like you. So I
leave the seat solely to her and mount the table, fully realizing that
"necessity is the mother of invention," and that western people do just
as they can, mostly. So
All cuddled up together,
In a little weenty heap,
I double up my pillow
And laugh myself to sleep.
I know you will not blame me
If I dream of home so bright--
I'll see you in the morning
So now a kind "good night".
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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