“But ’e’s proud—proud!” said Uncle Isaac, shaking his head plaintively.
“P’raps I am proud,” Mr. Butson admitted candidly, “I s’pose I got my
faults. But I wouldn’t take a penny from ’em—not if they was to beg me
on their knees. Why I’d sooner be be’olding to strangers!”
“Ah, that ’e would,” sighed Uncle Isaac. “But it ain’t self-justice.
No, it ain’t self-justice!”
“It’s self-respect, any’ow,” said Mr. Butson sullenly. “If they like to
treat me unnatural, let ’em.”
“Ah,” observed Uncle Isaac, “some fam’lies is unnachral an’ some is
nachral, an’ there’s a deal o’ difference between ’em. Look at Mr. May
now. ’E ain’t altogether in my family, though my niece’s father-in-law
by marriage. But what nachralness! His son was a engineer in yer own
trade, Mr. Butson,—fitter at Maidment’s. ’E left my niece a widder,
cons’kence of a coat-tail in a cog wheel. What does Mr. May do? Why ’e
shows ’is nachralness. ’E brings ’er an’ ’er children down ’ere on ’is
own free’old residence, an’ cons’kently—’ere they are. Look at that!”
It was a principle with Uncle Isaac to neglect no opportunity of reciting
at large the excellences of any person of the smallest importance with
whom he might be acquainted; or the excellences which that person might
be supposed to desire credit for: if in his actual presence, so much the
better. Nothing could be cheaper, and on the whole it paid very well.
At worst, it advertised an amiable character; and there remained
off-chances of personal benefit. Moreover the practice solidified Uncle
Isaac’s reputation among his acquaintances. For here, quoth each in his
turn, was plainly a man of sagacious discernment. The old postman,
however, was merely uneasy. To his mind it was nothing but a matter of
course that when his son died, the widow and children should come under
his own roof, and it was as a matter of course that he had brought them
there. But Bessy’s mother said simply:—“Yes, gran’dad’s been a good one
to us, always.” She, as well as the children, called him “gran’dad.”
“Yes,” proceeded Uncle Isaac, “an’ ’im with as much to think about as a
man of edication too—wonderful. Why there’s nothink as ’e don’t know in
astronomy an’—an’—an’ insectonomy. Nothink!”
“No, not astronomy,” interjected old May, a little startled by both
counts of the imputation. “Not astronomy, Mr. Mundy.”
“I say yes,” answered Uncle Isaac, with an emphatic slap on the knee.
“Modesty under a bushel’s all very well, Mr. May, all very well, but I
know—I know! Astronomy, an’ medicamedica an’ all the other classics. I
know! Ah, I’d give best part o’ my small property, sich as it is, for
’alf your edication, Mr. May!”
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