Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Serves you right," Marc said. He stepped forward, under the tree, and
looked up. It was true. Toffee was dangling precariously between two
branches. Her foot acting as a grappling hook on one branch, her hand
grasping the other, she looked like nothing so much as a shapely pink
hammock. Her transparent tunic, always an aloof bystander at best,
was hanging loosely to one side, unconcerned that its wearer was left
shockingly exposed. Marc quickly averted his eyes and held out his arms.
"Okay!" he called. "Let go!"
Toffee came down promptly and heavily, her sudden weight rocking
Marc back on his heels. For a moment it was touch and go between the
staggering man and the forces of gravity. But Marc finally won out and
righted himself. Then, looking down, he discovered, to his horror,
that Toffee had landed face-down in his arms. Obviously, certain
adjustments needed to be made immediately. With a timid hand, Marc
tried to do what he could about them.
"Stop pawing me, you wrinkled adolescent!" Toffee yelled. "Put me down!"
And with that, she sank two talon-like fingernails into the flesh of
Marc's thigh. Marc's trousers might just as well have been made of
tissue for all the protection they afforded him against the cutting
nails.
* * * * *
With a piercing scream of agony, he promptly gave Toffee over to the
ground, where she landed with a resounding thump. "You little beast!"
he cried, clutching his leg. "Of all the ingratitude!"
Toffee looked up owlishly from over her shoulder. "I told you to put
me down," she said vindictively. "Surely, you didn't expect me to just
hang there while you made finger prints all over my--"
"I was only trying to set you right," Marc cut in quickly.
"Hah!" Toffee jumped lightly to her feet. "From now on," she said,
placing a slender hand on a sculptured hip, "I'll take care of my own
setting, and don't you ever forget it."
"Do what you like with your precious setting," Marc put in, his
irritation mounting. "See if I care. You can hurl the fool thing out
the window for all of me."
"I wouldn't even tilt it over the sill for the best part of you,"
Toffee sneered. "Not after the torture you've been putting me through
lately."
"I torture _you_!" Marc laughed bitterly. "That's good, that is!"
"Then what do you call it?" Toffee made a quick gesture that
encompassed the whole of the valley. "How would _you_ like to be
locked up in this place months on end? The valley of your mind! Hah!
The sump hole would be more like it. You haven't had an original
thought in the last six months."
"You're so depraved," Marc said, rising to his own defense, "you
wouldn't know an original thought if you saw one. And if you think I'm
going to dedicate my days to the contemplation of smut, just for your
sweet sake, you're mistaken. Just because you're nasty minded, doesn't
mean the rest of us are."
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