Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Well, I could tell they'd had plastic surgery done on their faces, and
I guess I should have suspected them right away. Illegal treatment, you
know, thrives down in that part of town. I think maybe they've escaped
from the penitentiary or something, but there's no way of identifying
them. They broke into my laboratory several times, but I didn't know
who it was until now. They're planning to steal my formula and kill me
and say they invented Fixage themselves. They followed me here today
somehow and grabbed me when I came out."
"Where are they now?"
"They saw me carrying a brief case into the building and they think
I've hidden it in there. They've gone back to look for it."
"Where is it?" Marc asked.
The little man chuckled. "In the men's room," he said. "I forgot and
left it. They'll never find it there."
"Good night!" Marc said. "Someone else might. Is the formula in it?"
"Oh, no," the little man said. "There's nothing in it but my dirty
laundry. I never put my experiments on paper."
"Where is the formula?"
Mr. Culpepper smiled. "In my head," he said. "I work everything out
in my head. I just go into a kind of trance and things start coming
to me. I don't really need a laboratory at all but it makes a better
impression to have one. I just go down there and cook up a pot of
coffee once in a while for the sake of appearances."
At last Marc unraveled the snarl of knots about the little man's
wrists. "There you are," he said. "Let's go."
* * * * *
He proceeded to the door of the truck and peeked out. Memphis and the
policeman were at a safe distance and seemed too involved in a heated
argument to notice anything else. Marc lowered himself to the ground
and turned back, holding out his arms. "Here, I'll help you down," he
said to Toffee. "Just give me your...."
"Now isn't that obliging?" a man's voice said smoothly behind him. "The
little tyke's put his hands up without even being told. Good training
will tell every time, Agatha, I've always said it."
Something cold and round nuzzled Marc's spine with unrequited affection.
"He shows splendid manners," a woman's voice returned, "for one so
young."
Just then Toffee appeared in the doorway. "Oh, my gosh!" she said.
Behind Marc, both holding pistols in gloved hands, were a man and
woman of truly stunning elegance. The man was tall and straight and
beautifully tailored ... a gentleman down to the last hand-woven
thread. The woman at his side was dark and svelte, and her soft grey
suit was so Parisian that her figure was plainly speaking French
beneath it. Both of these prepossessing creatures were graced with
extraordinary handsome faces. Faint scars whispered the truth;
something other than nature had worked these perfections.
"Mr. and Mrs. Harper, I presume?" Toffee drawled, eyeing the guns. "I'm
sorry I didn't expect to meet you folks or I'd have fixed up a bit. I
must look a mess without my diamond tiara and tommy gun."
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