Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Fancy that!" the little man was shouting. "Just fancy that!" A smile
of amazement was on his sharp-featured face.
"Have you got it?" Marc asked, running to his side.
"I certainly have," Mr. Culpepper said happily. "It was a very
difficult experiment, but I got it. And will you be surprised!"
"What has he got?" Chadwick asked.
"Perhaps it would be better not to ask," Agatha said. "From the way
he's been behaving it might be anything."
Chadwick nodded. "I wouldn't be surprised. Besides, we've other fish to
fry now. Let's be on our way." He started to the door. "I'll get the
car started and you bring them down."
When he had gone, Agatha stepped over to the doorway and motioned
with her gun. "Come, come," she said brightly. "Time to be leaving,
everyone."
Toffee promptly took to the stairs, but Marc and Mr. Culpepper seemed
to hesitate, too absorbed in a whispered conversation to take much note
of anything else.
"You could have knocked me over with a noodle," Mr. Culpepper was
saying. "I simply couldn't believe it at first."
"Well, what is it?" Marc asked impatiently. "For Pete's sake, tell me!"
The little man leaned closer to Marc's ear. "Common spirits!" he hissed
importantly. "Whiskey!"
"No!" Marc was incredulous. "You must have made some mist...!"
"Here, here," Agatha said, making impatient motions with her gun. "No
loitering. I'm really not going to speak to you again."
"That's a break," Marc said.
He and Mr. Culpepper started forward and as they passed the inverted
crate in the center of the room Marc dropped momentarily behind. When
he emerged a moment later a rather singular bulge had appeared in the
region of his shirt front, and he was clutching his stomach.
"What's the matter with you?" Agatha asked wearily.
"Bellyache," Marc announced flatly, struggling past her. "You make me
sick at my stomach."
Agatha's expression became pained. "Vile little boy," she murmured.
* * * * *
It was dark when the delivery truck nosed out of the alley and headed
back toward the city. Having locked the doors to the rear compartment
from the outside, Agatha had taken her place beside Chadwick in the
front, her pistol draped elegantly over her shoulder. She had been
keeping a sharp eye trained toward the compartment, but it was too
dark back there for her to see much. Her charges, however, seemed
disinclined toward revolt. In fact, as the trip wore on, they appeared
to become positively hilarious about the whole thing. Soft tittering
occasionally issued from the darkness, sometimes interlaced with
boisterous guffaws. Agatha wondered about this but didn't discover
the reason for it until the truck reached its destination and pulled
to a stop in the parking lot behind Marc's office building. When she
unlocked the doors and reopened them, Marc, Toffee and Mr. Culpepper
peered out at her owlishly, swaying together in silent harmony.
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